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Things I Have Learned From Watching Dallas...

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  1. Kimmekap

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    Just like on the main Dallas forum, spoof things you learned or were taught by watching Dallas. I used this one on the Dallas forum...

    Example: If you screw your sister's husband make sure you get pregnant so you can shoot the bastard & get away with it while living comfortably in California...

    STD's are immune to anyone with the last name Ewing.

    Having underage sex in the hayloft is ok as long as you are with your half-uncle...
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    I learned one boob is better than none.
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    You can switch mansions without your family, ranch hands or the cows noticing...
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    Everybody in Dallas stays thin by washing away fat with vodka or bourbon.
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    Don't ever piss off Miss Ellie when she is anywhere near the hall closet.
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    If I had Lucy's luck with men, I would either be a nun or a lesbian or a lady with lots of cats...
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    You can still be popular with the ladies even with a dorky name like Clifford Willard Barnes.
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    I learned if you hand JR a $1 dollar bill he will laugh at you, if you had a $1 dollar bill to Cliff Barnes then you can eat Chinese food for a week...
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    I learned if you have sex with JR you have to fake it, but if you have sex with Cliff they'll hear ya screaming all the way down to San Angelo ;)
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    The thread is what you've learned not what you have fantasies about... :p
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    Throwing your sister-in-law off the balcony will stop her from meddling in your marriage...
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    Just because your ashes are found or your plane crashed or your car blew up, you're never really dead & make sure you return with style...
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    The hat check room at the Oil Baron's Club must be huuuuugggggeee to accomodate all those 10 gallon stetsons that Dora Mae is always taking from Texas businessmen.
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    You can't go to a Ewing barbeque without seeing someone land in the pool - you just can't.
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