I've come out of retirement to post for one last time to wish you a happy birthday and have a Kingsfield Courvoisier Curveball cocktail on me to...
How you managed to play Titan and run the whole game at the same time is beyond me. Well done for a doing such a great job.
I had no idea who anyone was and I think I got every identity wrong.
I'm going to miss being the good professor, it was fun being someone other...
Congratulations Mr Totallos, a worthy winner. Well done to you too, Miss Tramell for coming second.
Charles: Thank you Miss Emma and thank you Mr Big Brother for all your work in making the experience such a delightful one.
Charles you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house.
Emma: Congratulations Charles, for finishing third. Are you surprised...
Bye all, it's been fun. Thank you for making my time in the house something special.
I missed saying goodbye to Megan and Shannon because everyone was taking so long in the bathroom. Well done, dear ladies, see you on the outside.
I getting ready to ride off into the sunset.
For my housemates:
This one is dedicated to Big Brother for giving us this experience:
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