Thanks, everyone, especially Ome for rescuing the internet on my behalf and Mel for this supercool montage:
Ha ha ha! Thanks, Willie!
It was! It was crispy-on-the-verge-of-burnt, which was perfect for a Friday.
Beef lasagne from M&S. Cos it's Friday, I've put in the oven instead of the microwave even though it takes four times as long, five if you want...
Reheated cottage pie with actual vegetables.
Oh, I never cook it.
Pizza and dirty chips (had it for breakfast too).
Portguese chicken from the Portguese chicken shop. With salad and chips (the chips are complimentary so they don't count).
M&S £10 Indian meal deal. (I'd give it a few minutes if I were you.)
Cod, chips and curry sauce with lots of vinegar, aka the food of the gods.
Leftovers from the Ethiopian restaurant.
Soup and beer. I feel a bit bloated now.
I cooked a stir fry in the dark.
Half an egg sandwich and some left-over macaroni from Pret.
I'm saying 15" Mexicano with extra cheese, please.
I'm calling out for a slutty pizza.
WILLIE OLSEN: THE FIRST FIFTEEN YEARS
"Always entertaining, often surprising" - Entertainment Weekly
Breaking news: Episode 1 is back on the iPlayer! My laptop automatically started downloading it.
Because you're innocent until proven guilty. Not the other way round.
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