Egg and chips for me tonight with a bottle of Chateau Neuf 1965. If I'm still hungry, I'll probably shoplift some Fish Fingers from Sainsbury's....
I've just finished Enid Blyton's "Five Snort Coke In The Holidays". It's a great read. The five of them were completely off their face most of the...
Yes. I get very down about things for days on end.
"An everyday story of ordinary folk".
Probably something like "Big Boy" or "Hung Like A Horse" ***
(*** a big horse)
I've just finished "Montesquieu, Rousseau, Marx" by Louis Althusser. As Marxist critiques go, it was okay but there were no pictures in it whatsoever.
**** the law, Snarks. Do as you please. Live life on the razor's edge like me.
It just said that I should be locked up.
I am going to have a baked potato. I assume no one has a problem with that.
Don't do it. Spend the money on beer and whores.
Laughing Steak with peppercorn sauce and Montreal Potato Slices with Nondescript Carrots and mushy peas fresh from the tin. For dessert, a packet...
Tell him it's all over, Sar. Tell him that you don't value the friendship of anyone who doesn't spend at least £100 on your present. Also, if you...
No real raucous stories to impart. If pressed, my most notable experience was when some woman on the checkout in Lidl near Wembley said "You're Mo...
There are some very weird people on this earth, aren't there. I'm just glad that I'm totally normal in every respect.
Just changed mine to the stirring finale of the 1812 Overture with added on dubbing of me on the recorder. I don't really know how it sounds...
Wigwam Pie with Neanderthal Potatoes and a jammy Wagon Wheel. To drink, dilute-to-taste Vimto.
Did my card arrive, Sar ?
I have met quite a few celebritites whilst peeing in urinals and I couldn't help noticing on each occasion how much bigger than them all I was.
Hot sausage and mustard
Cold jelly and custard
Peas pudding and saveloys.
The boxing stuff is beyond ludicrous. Even for a soap.
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