Thanks all but my birthday isn't for about 9 or 10 months.
I tried to innocently dictate an item on the shopping list. Siri misheard my air freshener listing as “what should I wear ladies pants to the...
I've had Stuffed Venison Flank. But tonight my first cousin four times removed insists on serving me roast squirrel.
4 Andalusian goat burgers
Lemon and chilli partridge and pork sausages
Spanish Air Dried Venison sausage 240g
6 Wild boar sausages and pheasant...
Tomato, orange and ginger soup
Root vegetable and turmeric soup
Wild Boar soup
2 whole wild pigeons
Wild venison shank
Wild muntjac haunch joint...
I’ve noticed Siri more frequently saying things like “What would you do without me?” after it has done a task.
2x tins of Scotch Broth
Pork and apple
Chicken Tikka Masala with pilau rice and naan bread
I’ve found that walking along canal pathways and disused railway lines, where nature has reclaimed them are pretty good. Peaceful scenery, birds...
I fell asleep, so I’m doing a light dinner now
Royal Game Soup
Beef and Horseradish Sauce
1 boiled Haggis, potatoes and other...
I spent Monday almost entirely asleep and notched up 2.3 miles in Sainsburys on Wednesday. Thursday was good though. I started at 11am and had...
I’m preparing for my weekly 20+ mile Thursday walk. So, after my pre-meal 200g chocolate, I’m having Wensleydale, Mango and ginger. And...
I can’t eat that stuff either. So I’m making do with 10 mini rolls, 1 picnic size Game pie, 8 Cumberland sausages, 8 Pork and Apple Sausages, 6...
Large Milk chocolate cookie
Cottage pie and peas
Large triple chocolate cookie
Turkey and ham pie
4 servings of Raspberry and cranberry drink...
Ham Salad sandwiches
Beef Salad sandwiches
1 pack Dark Chocolate Ginger Biscuits
4 Goat Chops
2 litres of sugar free orange...
3 large sausage rolls
200g Dairy Milk
Turkey, stuffing and gravy baguette
Pork, stuffing, apple and crackling baguette...
I dunno. I’m strongly introverted and depending on who I’m with, I can seem terse, abrupt, taciturn, aloof, avoidant, mysterious, difficult to...
I want to give some as gifts to my least favourite relatives.
I had two double-packs of Hoisin Duck for breakfast! I was running on time for my walk, so I grabbed some duck from something called a Tesco...
Half a Turkey and Ham Pie
Half a Chicken and Ham Pie
Half a Ploughman’s Pie
Hot Sausage baguette
turkey salad sandwich
Beef salad sandwich
hot turkey and stuffing and gravy baguette
Hot pork, apple, crackling, stuffing baguette
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