Now we just have to bring back wire coat hangers!
Hey, shaving that beard really DID help.
Ever heard of Retin-A? :r&r:
I had a beard in high school. Her name was Jessica, and I'll bet she still hates me. :crazy:
It's very easy for me to grow a beard. Seriously,...
Thank you for all your well-wishes as I shamble off into my twilight years. :loony:
"Honey, can we have sex tonight?"
"Okay, but first, you need to make a trip to the dung store."
Leaving for work every morning involves a certain level of adventurous spirit.
I'm left wondering if contractors perhaps need to...
"No, it's okay...I only came for the healthy food options."
"Dear lord!! Another birthday?!?"
"I hope they don't throw a party...this family doesn't behave well at gatherings."
To be fair, royal etiquette states that no one should speak to Queen Elizabeth until she speaks to them first.
I learned that there is actually a difference between a graveyard and a cemetery. I'd always used the two terms interchangeably. A graveyard is...
Not today, but a day or two ago a friend at work showed me a way around those "paywalls" on many newspaper websites.
Typically they will allow...
Those "orange wedges" that you heard about aren't exactly what you're hoping they are.
Indeed, it's all quite unseemly. Time to change the subject.
It's summertime. We should be talking about summertime activities like road...
I find myself eating when I get bored, so I have to make sure I'm "actually" hungry before I start tearing into the junk food or whatever.
One thing I've found with larger stores like WalMart, Costco, BJ's, etc. is that it's worth it to shop there at non-traditional times. If I need...
"Could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam? I don't want any spam."
I like spouting entire paragraphs of Monty Python dialogue....
I like Taco Flavored Doritos.:10:
I kind of knew what you wanted for your birthday, @Ray&Donna but had to improvise a bit.
First of all, I knew you wanted peace and quiet. No...
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