I’m not exactly sure what constitutes a serial killer these days, but Lucas killed three people (one sort of by accident) and a dog.
Lydia Simmonds: It was only a fall. Only put Ricky’s name down [as next of kin] because [the hospital] wanted something on their precious...
Zsa Zsa on Tina: She took everything.
Andy, Tina’s boyfriend: Where did she take it?
Zsa Zsa: I don’t know — with Miguel probably.
Hazel Hobbs: You and me, we ain’t seen each other for a while.
Garry Hobbs: You’ve been busy, going on world cruises and that. Very exotic....
Kevin on Dean: I’ve been cleaning up after Handy Andy here for donkey’s.
Kevin to Dean: You’ve had nearly twenty years of me wiping your...
Dean Wicks: This one [New] Year, Dad got arrested. There’s me and Carly in the cop shop, five o’clock in the morning, New Year’s Day ......
Charlie Cotton, Jr, speaking in 2014: Been here [London] the last ten years.
Jack Branning: It was a case in Manchester — serial rapist....
Jack Branning, looking at a pop-up book about farmyard animals: My [daughter] Penny had one of these.
Jack: Penny went through a phase of...
Belinda Peacock, speaking about her husband Neville in October 2001: You know the last time he took me out? His mother's birthday in March....
Stacey Slater: What did you do before [joining the army]?
Sean Slater: This and that.
Stacey: Like what?
Sean: Just stuff. All sorts,...
Heather Trott on herself and Shirley: We used to watch “Beaches" all the time on Valentine’s Day.
Lauren Branning to Tanya: Remember...
Garry: 1998, [I was] runner up in the Pie & Mash Competition.
Lynne: Yeah, and you were ill for a week.
Garry: It was a dodgy pie.
Pauline Fowler: You stole two thousand pound?
Eddie Skinner: Yes.
Pauline: Whatever for?
Eddie: To get my Cheryl to Australia. It was her...
Heather Trott: ‘Jesus to a Child’ [by George Michael], January 1996, went straight in at Number One.
Carl White on ‘Born Slippy’ by...
Zoe Slater: Remember that holiday we had in Brighton?
Kat: Yeah. It was all right except for poor Lynne meeting [Garry].
Garry, speaking to Lynne...
Ronnie Mitchell: I was always more of a Blur [than Oasis] fan myself.
Heather Trott: I told Shirl I’d get us tickets to the Spice Girls. We...
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