We're soap fans. We watch a throwaway scene or hear a line that doesn't quite 'fit' what we expected and we immediately think "There has to be...
My mother named me the executor of her will, and gave me an advanced copy. The only mention of my sister in her will is a sharp line about how...
Actually, the "breaking news" that shocked me the most was reading....
My mind being in the gutter, this line made me react pretty much like...
Have a Happy Birthday!
Better to be late for it than to be late after it.
While going about my normal dreaming, I often get sidetracked into having this uneasy feeling that I'm late for school, or that I'm somewhere I...
I'm guessing they tend to hire a lot more male drivers because there is a fear that female drivers might get assaulted/robbed/attacked, given the...
All the Best Willie!
---DA (hypnotic, isn't it?)
On Thursday's episode of Murphy Brown, the overtly un-domestic Murphy decided to cook dinner for her son and all their friends. Everyone involved...
It's a tactic to pull you in and become hopelessly addicted to it. Remember when Anne Matheson faked a suicide attempt to get Mack to fall in...
Now we just have to bring back wire coat hangers!
Hey, shaving that beard really DID help.
Ever heard of Retin-A? :r&r:
I had a beard in high school. Her name was Jessica, and I'll bet she still hates me. :crazy:
It's very easy for me to grow a beard. Seriously,...
Thank you for all your well-wishes as I shamble off into my twilight years. :loony:
"Honey, can we have sex tonight?"
"Okay, but first, you need to make a trip to the dung store."
Leaving for work every morning involves a certain level of adventurous spirit.
I'm left wondering if contractors perhaps need to...
"No, it's okay...I only came for the healthy food options."
"Dear lord!! Another birthday?!?"
"I hope they don't throw a party...this family doesn't behave well at gatherings."
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