"Please tell me this is not your penis!"
"Of course not, dad...it's yours!"
[looks] "Aw, hell!"
"Reply All strikes again, eh dad?"
My compliments on your descriptions, @Angela Channing !
1. Another World
2. The Edge of Night
3. Dark Shadows
I watched Emerald Point in its original run, and other than Sela Ward, I remember virtually nothing about it. Whenever she would pop up on...
If someone were to nominate Charmed, I think there would be some discussion about whether or not it counts as a true soap opera, since its...
Barely-topical tidbit: Susan Harris's first husband was a soap actor named Berkeley Harris. They had a child together, but got divorced. She...
I should add my honorable mention before I forget: the action-packed, edge-of-your-seat thrill-ride known as
As the Stomach Turns (via The Carol...
AC has the final word, of course, but even when it aired, ABC touted the show as a sitcom. All its Emmys came in comedy categories, and lord...
It is a great show, but it is not the longest-running. Of the four, it's actually the second-youngest. General Hospital premiered in 1963; Days...
I'm sure that information is being kept in a top-secret location. Alongside Sue Ellen's secret stash of Grey Goose.
"So many soaps....so, so many soaps....."
Maybe we can agree that Sue Ellen may rule, but Angela reigns.
Is that a wine bottle in her hand, maybe a liquor decanter? I can't tell.
I never should have talked my folks into hosting the ceremonies at...
I resent the implication that the five cases of Pinot Grigio that mysteriously appeared on my doorstep could possibly be anything other than the...
...and the fourth made her fortune in selling it!
Match 1: Gary Ewing
Match 2: Maggie Gioberti Channing
Match 3: Maggie Gioberti Channing
Match 4: Karen Cooper Fairgate MacKenzie
When it became Karen versus Gary in this round, I pictured something...
Match 1: Angela Channing
Match 2: Sue Ellen Ewing
(oh, lord, I'm having a baaaaaad feeling about rounds 3 and 4 :fp:)
Match 7: Krystle Carrington
Match 8: Valene Ewing
Match 5: Lance Cumson
Match 6: Gary Ewing
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