A&Q - Who Said What? Answer, Then Post Your Line

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  1. Lastkidpicked to be Santa's Helper

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    I love these little jabs by J.R.

    J.R. had set up Cliff on an oil field which was a dry hole. Instead of just calling Cliff to tell him that he was drilling a dry hole, he brought this decanter of oil into Cliff's office.

    Cliff: What's this?
    J.R. Well, considering your background, I can understand why you don't recognize oil when you see it.

    J.R. explains that the decanter of oil was going to be the only oil Cliff would see from those fields.
     
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    Here's a new one for you:

    "You make me feel like I should give you a bill for services rendered."
     
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    man, this one is so familiar! Serena to JR after he was too distracted by events to perform to his usual standard? (although, isn't that the very nature of their relationship?)
     
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    I like the way you phrased that!

    This is a great guess, but not spoken by Serena.
     
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    it's giving me a feeling of a usually thrilling semi-regular illicit affair that was ho-hum due to one of the parties being distracted. Or... Julie to Cliff after she gave him the dirt on WIld Bill Orloff or maybe some Red File tidbits?
     
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    ..or else Pam to Bobby or vice-versa when they were going through troubles and not in the honeymoon bliss of the early series days
     
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    I'll give you a hint:
    In Texas, a prize stallion or prize bull is put out to stud. This means that his entire career consists of satisfying the ladies.

    There are two ways to take this. For the younger guys, it's quite an impressive compliment:

    "Look at the Last Kid Picked and his Ewing 23 license plate. What a stud!"

    But it can also be negative. "The gal from the Cattleman's Club just wants Guzzler for his hot body. She sees him as nothing but a stud service!"

    It's more in this second context, spoken by a Dallas stud.
     
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  8. Bill Dilks

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    JR to Holly Harwood or Katherine Wentworth?
     
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    hm, Ray, who had the honor of sleeping with every Ewing woman this side of Miss Ellie?
     
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    I think JR to Sue Ellen?

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    OK, Kid...and the answer is???
     
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    I'll give you the scene, and then the first one of you to name the characters wins.

    A husband and wife have been having problems and have taken up separate residences. It is an amicable separation, and the wife calls her husband over for a drink.

    They spend the evening reminiscing over happier times, and in a nice reversal of the usual, it is the woman in the relationship who recognizes her physical needs and takes the leadership role in fulfilling those needs. When the husband goes to leave, the wife embraces him and kisses him passionately, and it is the wife who decides he should spend the night.

    The next morning, after a fulfilling night in bed, the husband assumes that the wife will be moving back home.

    Oh, no. The wife makes it very clear that last night was great, but nothing else has changed and she has no intention of moving back. That prompts the husband to realize he was being used as a stud service and he declares,

    "I feel like I should be sending you a bill for services rendered."

    Okay, gang! Who were the husband and wife? First one to reply wins.
     
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    oh yeah, now I remember - Bobby and Pam! (as they were on the way to divorce, I believe.)

    Was that when Mark Graison showed up awkwardly the next morning?
     
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    You are tough, LKP. Good one!

    Ok...got it: "I don't care if you wanna be with two chimpanzees and a goat."
     
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    JR said that to Holly Harwood after she asked him if he was upset that she found Bobby more attractive than him
     
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    Yes! And what makes it funny is when Bobby wakes up next to Pam he says, "Good morning!" EXACTLY the same way he says it a few years later on the famous shower scene.
     
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    "What am I now, a bowl of chili?"
     
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    Here's ine: "Now don't go away mad!" (said with a chuckle.)
     
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    JR after Donna pushed him into the pool. (good one)

    Per Guzzler above: "What am I now, a bowl of chili?"
     
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    "Where's the waiter? I want a drink!"

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