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American Circumcision

Discussion in 'Documentaries' started by Richard Channing, Dec 24, 2018.

  1. tommie

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    Kind of. I knew a guy who had a contraption to expand his skin and it seemed to work, but it seemed kind of painful.
     
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    I'm gonna puke....that's just bad hygiene.
     
  3. tommie

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    It's not dick cheese you fool, it's secretion. IE when you're excited and you know you're going to have fun-fun-fun you start having it, which provides natural lubrication.

    Just like how females have it.
     
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    That's not what the 'Net says.
     
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  5. tommie

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    You're probably thinking of dick cheese which is what happens when you don't wash your penis.
     
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    The foreskin does not have any glands in it. How would it make lubrication?
     
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    Ya know... There's a whole world outside of America. Most of it uncut.
     
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    Liar! You know as soon as we also invite Canada to an athletic event, it becomes the WORLD SERIES.
     
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    Sorry, but that process has nothing to do with skin.
    Is that firsthand information?:innocent:

     
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    Well, it's just bizarre to have foreskin. Hopefully, as we evolve, that will vanish entirely.
     
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    Once they've developed artificial sperm, the women won't need us anymore. We're toast.

    And then they'll turn against eachother and THAT will be the end of the world.
    The final battle, the end of humanity.
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    Unless men are smart enough to unite, starting with accepting eachother's penises. And then maybe - but only maybe - we'll have a chance to survive and save the planet.
     
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    I wonder if Linda Evans is circumcised?
     
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    Not really funny. Female circumcision is thousand times worse than male circumcision.

    By the way, circumcised men can smell badly down there as well. I've had my share of experience in that regard.
     
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  14. Toni

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    You will see this storyline soon, on the WC "Dienasty". You know they check out this forum for ideas...
     
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    So that´s why plastic surgery became so successful!!!
     
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    Do those guys also say they all are well-endowed (because they might be lying, you know...)?
     
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    Has anybody noticed that "circumcision" rhymes with "inquisition" (I wonder why...:re:).

    I´m having a lot of fun reading this thread. And also re-reading it because it´s a who´s who of the "cut" and "uncut" of the forum males...


    [​IMG]

     
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    Wow. You really didn't get my joke....
     
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    Male, female, aliens from Mars - everyone I've asked says that uncircumcised is disgusting. Sorry.
     
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    Oh I would imagine it would hurt a great deal.
     

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