Better ways of cussing

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  1. Emelee

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    Some swearing words sound so bad. Do you ever switch a real cussing word to something else? Or something less harsh sounding?

    I have a few favorites:
    • Sock puppet
    • Rumpa (Swedish word for butt)
    • Fudge
    • Apa (Swedish word for ape)
    How about you?
     
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    No, I say it like it is. I hit my thumb with a hammer the other day and shouted "You ******* ****, you **** full of ******* **** I'll shove it **** *** ****** you ******* so just **** off you ******* or I'll **** your ******.

    As you can tell, I wasn't overly happy but hey, that's life. I think you lot are a bunch of ******* as well.
     
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    In Ireland we say feckin or occasionally buckin instead of a popular swear word. See if you can guess which one it is.
     
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    If all else fails, try the Captain Haddock approach!

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    Buckin... duckin... guckin... huckin... juckin... kuckin... luckin... muckin... nuckin... puckin... ruckin... suckin... tuckin... vuckin...
    Nope, don't know.
     
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    I've been using "blithering" a fair bit lately, for which I blame Miss Babs.

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    I dunno
    Oh, I love swearing in general. Getting a "f***" out there is really satisfying isn't it?

    But alternatives? Just use innocent words. Like flower. Or swear in a different language (I tend to swear in Finnish).
     
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    Your signature gif scared the buckin feckin poop out of me.
     
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    'Ooh I am pleased'
     
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    You just don't expect the image to move. You don't expect those eyes to open. It's brilliant.
     
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    "Smoke" is one of my favorite fake curses!
     
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    I swear at times

    Love this
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    The Norman Stanley Fletcher approach in Porridge is also an alternative.

    Swami
     

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