Episode 16 - "Enter Alexis"

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  1. Matthew Blaisdel

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    Are you sure? I mean i fell in love with Dynasty when i was 12, and all the adults around me laughed about the show. :lol:
     
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  2. Willie Oleson

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    I would have preferred: American Soap Story: Dynasty
     
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    Why not keep the "horror" in the title? :D
     
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    American Horror Crime Soap Story? Wasn't that TNT Dallas?
     
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  5. tommie

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    God you're right. Pure soap fodder! This Dynastic!!!!
     
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    You no a speaka de sense?
     
  7. Willie Oleson

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    I meant I wish it was written and produced by the same team as AHS.
    CWDynasty isn't even good enough to wipe the ass of TNTDallas.

    The worst thing about NuDynasty isn't because it doesn't look or feel like Dynasty, but because it doesn't look like a soap at all.
    It's faux-soap, but the faux-part is not replaced with something else - a vision or identity or something that would make me think "that's NuDynasty".

    It is NOTHING. It is un-television. It's like the worst of Desperate Housewives, but without the redeeming factor of being Desperate Housewives.
    None of the actors have any charisma, apart from the actor who plays Sammy Jo and that's because he's pretty and cute and because he plays a gay man, so my opinion isn't very unbiased I'm afraid.

    I cannot believe I've actually supported this idea - of course I didn't know how good or bad it would be, but I had not expected that it would be nothing at all.
    This show should never be cancelled. No, it should be a constant reminder of what Zero Creativity looks like, and become a catchphrase in the style of "some movement in front of a camera and then we called it a soap".

    Kill off every character and turn this into: A Mouthful Of Dynasty - The Sammy Jo Monologues and then I might be ready to negotiate again.
    Until then I'm no longer available for any comments. After all, how am I supposed to comment on...nothing?



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  8. tommie

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    This is so beautiful I might quote it forever.

    xoxo love you always tonnnie xoxo.
     
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    Also I love this. Please be forever immoarialised. You are amazing.
     
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  10. Willie Oleson

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    But there's also good news. I just got a big fat raise!
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    Thanks, Boss! U R awesome![​IMG]
     
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    I love you,
     
  12. Willie Oleson

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    But that's not enough tommie, that's not enough.
     
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    I love you Willie! Don't stop loving me!
     
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    Sexy, naughty, bitchy ...
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