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(For men only) Men's locker room etiquette.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TJames03, Jul 9, 2018.

  1. TJames03

    TJames03 Soap Chat Well-Known Member

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    The men's locker room is a very odd place.

    I have a question: is using a urinal while nude a bit too much, or perfectly acceptable?
     
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    I would say it's a bit too much.

    I've see this happen on a few occasions at my gym and it always seems to be a bit weird.

    Is it really so difficult to time when you go for a pee to before or after you have get naked? Is it too much of an effort to put a towel around your waist before visiting the urinal?

    At my gym some guys even shave their faces while completely naked. What's that all about? I'm all for having good body confidence but I just don't get the need for unnecessary prolonged public nakedness.
     
  3. Willie Oleson

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    Unacceptable, but very hot.
     
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  4. TJames03

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    Lol! I just posted this question because I have a habit of doing this without even thinking about it and don't wanna break any etiquette rules!

    Oh, I'm a total butt-naked shaver, too!
     
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    One thing that I did think was a bit odd was when one guy was casually manscaping in the men's showers one time. Ugh!
     
  6. Michael Torrance

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    Completely unacceptable when one has extra weight on them (that would be me). Desirable and welcome when they are working out these abs daily.
    Seriously though, I don't mind either way as long as people's plumbing works well. Some guys have leakage when naked, and it is a turn off even if hot. Also, I don't get people who walk around barefoot. Look up fungal infections why don't you?
     
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    Leakage? ???
     
  8. Willie Oleson

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    Yeah, what's that?
     
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    But why would you even do that? Just cover up, no one wants to see that.
     
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    I don't want to be too graphic, but a couple of times when a guy was naked by the sink (both times it was a different older guy) you could see that not all the drops coming from them were water,
     
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    I think it's called exhibitionism.
     
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    I find the opposite behaviour to be a bit odd too: men who wrap towels around their waist so they can manoeuvre clothing on and off from under it. What's that all about? It's not like anyone even cares what they look like.
     
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    To be honest, I'm used to having people undressing me with their eyes wherever I go and whatever I do. I think being hung like a horse * might have something to do with it.

    (* a big horse)
     
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    Afraid of spy cam?
     
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    The naked men walking around talking on their Bluetooth's are funny....
     
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    Yuck!!! That's as bad as seeing uncircumcised guys. I'm in the US and uncircumcised men are really rare (no offense to anyone on this board).
     
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    What's wrong with not being circumcised? For that matter, why are so many US guys circumcised?
     
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    It's just a thing.
     
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    Less is more? That's not very American!
     
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    Americans perform this genetic mutilation on their boys since the 19th century, when epidemiologists engaged in some wild false cause fallacies and assumed that the lower disease rates of certain populations had to do with their dick-cutting practices. And as anything with Americans (for example, the metric system), it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, it matters that is this is how we do it. :D
     

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