I can watch that for hours, hoping that something else is going to jump out of it. OK, just one more time...nah, still that damn smiley!
Seems like everybody had the same idea--to wish James a Very Happy Birthday! [seen last week] Philip: "What a piece of s#it! Liz, would you like me to pitch it in the bin over there?" Liz: "Actually, I have a better idea." Ding dong! Hey, nice package, James! [wink wink] Better open the door.... "I believe he will enjoy it far more than the gift I left Camilla on her doorstep....."
I knew there was a need for urgency yesterday Here's how it all went down. "Jim, it's bad news, Soap Chat is down and I don't think your birthday celebrations will be happening this year." "I always said 2017 was going to be a bad year, but I didn't expect this" "It's life Jim, but not as we know it" "I'm torn Max, I really don't know which way to turn" "Relax Jim, you know how you get when times are difficult" "Woah!! Hold on. I think they've cracked it." "Oh, Jim, it's back, it's actually back!" "I'm filling up, I just can't take any more of these shocks, not at my age" Happy Birthday James "Happy Birthday, me ole mucker!!"
"Well, that was a shit birthday post!" "Yeah, Jim. What time did you say Coronation Street started?"
Phoning in to wish you a very happy birthday James. I'll ask Chao-Li to drop off a case of vintage Falcon Crest chardonnay for you later.
Thanks, everyone, especially Ome for rescuing the internet on my behalf and Mel for this supercool montage: