Discussion in 'Falcon Crest' started by Snarky's Ghost, Sep 30, 2017.
...or is every day Halloween to them??
No interest in the topic, apparently, but I would make the last three or so years of FC much more Wizard of Oz-ish.
Flying monkeys and all -- if those giant scorpions didn't devour them all up.
Wasn't Falcon Crest too sunny for Halloween?
And maybe that's the interesting contrast: it looked like a beautiful and heavenly place, but the characters were too greedy and evil to appreciate it.
I feel a biblical comparison coming up.
Not at night.
To me? Flattery!!
Yes, that too, of course. But I was thinking about "paradise" and "the serpent" in the vineyards...there must be a way to explain it.
What if Eve's apple wasn't an apple but a grape?
That bitch -- she got him drunk!
See? I just knew there was a story. And the reason why she did it is because Adam was gay.
So she got him drunk, raped him and...well, here we are.
Okay... which Adam are we talking about here...?
I have this image of Angela at the gates of Falcon Crest handing out miniature bottles of Falcon Crest wine (like those bottles they give you on airplanes) to the trick-or-treaters. The parents glare at her in disapproval, not only because of the inappropriate choice of gifts for the children, but because Angela's absolutely rocking her Nancy Reagan costume without an ounce of irony.
People won't understand this, but it's the Libra Rising.
Angela would have made a corking black witch, with Maggie as the white one. There would be plenty of ghosts and goolies around too.
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