Discussion in 'Celebrity Scuttlebutt' started by Sarah, Feb 16, 2018.
She's definitely not Miss Innocent this time round and I'd bet money she wasn't in 2005 either.
I don't know why I'm not surprised, but I'm not.
popbitch.com weighs in on this important matter:
All sorts of theories have been flying around as to what could have caused Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's split. Was Jen hoarding notes from Brad Pitt? Did Justin have his head turned by Emma Stone? Or was it Justin's inability to clean up after himself, post-grooming?
Crew who worked on The Leftovers series in Melbourne a few years back saw Justin's sloppy habits first-hand. One poor dogsbody was tasked with cleaning the basin and toilet of Justin's pubic hair cuttings – which he attended to with nail scissors in his winnebago on a bi-weekly basis.
One of Justin's earliest roles was on stage opposite Philip Seymour Hoffman in Mark Ravenhill's Shopping & F***ing in 1998. Crew remember him as being "absolutely lovely". (Same for Hoffman.)
Is this really surprising?
"Do magazines talk about poor Leonardo DiCaprio or Jake Gyllenhaal, still not married? Poor Antonio Banderas, all those divorces? No they do not. Is it any wonder the generation that grew up with Poor Jen found feminism again?"
"I have a theory about Aniston and how the narratives about her led to the latest wave of feminism..."
What a ridiculous article. Unless they're kidding.
All I know is, God bless Justin Theroux for that penis of his and his occasional wearing of tight leather pants.
I saw him totally naked in an NYC gym once, around 2015. What a loss for our dear Jennifer. He was hung like a horse. Sorry, folks. I just HAD to go there ... I'm gonna stare at the nearest wall for a few minutes and drown my soul in shame and misery.
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