Some of the best lines are funny because are unintentional funny. J.R. spent several episodes plotting to have Sue Ellen committed to a sanitarium. He carefully laid the groundwork for all of the other family members, so when he sprung the trap they would support him. And when he finally gets his wish, and Sue Ellen is committed, he sees Dusty with her. The unintentionally funny line? "That Farlow! Telling her that he would take care of her! It's all his fault she's there in the first place!" In the history of bold lines, that has to rank right up there.