Nasty things Val did

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  1. tommie

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    Since we've decided that Valene is an awful human being and a criminal we might as well list the crap she did.

    - Forcing Poor Brave Jill into insanity
    - Basically pushing Joshua off that ledge
     
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    How very dare you...

    Val was a saint. Played beautifully by the saintly Joan Van Ark, a direct descendant of Saint Joan of Arc.

    You will burn for this Tommie.
     
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  3. Top Jimmy

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    Val screamed at poor, put-upon Ciji and even physically assaulted her!

    She also slapped poor, innocent Abby!
     
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    Well, in fairness to tommie, she did give away her babies and blamed DR Akerman, driving him to suicide and then when she found out they were loved by a caring and adorable family she accused them of stealing her babies and had them put in jail. She lured a young peaceful man called Ben and killed him, getting away with it by saying he was on the run from some nasty people, and I won't even mention the poor gentle Danny that she tortured.

    She probably killed the three sisters too.
     
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    You all just jealous cos none you bitches can act like Saint Joan!
     
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    Even earlier, she seduced young Gary away from his family, getting pregnant to trap him into marriage. She convinced Gary that his wonderfully supportive brother JR was actually evil and abusive, but obviously didn't think he was so terrible that she wasn't willing to dump the baby on JR and his "neglectful, dysfunctional" family so she could have Gary all to herself. Talk about too much of a good thing!

    Dare I mention how she scammed Richard Avery out of that light bulb, and never made any effort to pay him back?
     
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    I clearly understand the thread and it's point and love the humour. However I cant for some reason stop the urge to defend poor Val. :)
     
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  8. Richard Channing

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    And let's not forget her tacky, slanderous book full of filthy, disgusting lies, written with the sole intent of tarnishing and besmirching the good name of those upstanding, God-fearing Dallas Ewings. Is there no end to her tyranny?
     
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  9. tommie

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    Yes!!! Show her for what she is. Nasty witch. I always knew there was something devilish about her!

    What did happen to poor Ben and what was Val's part in it?
     
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    I never did buy that assertion Val made about her coffee-making skills, either. She claimed her coffee was just as good as Karen's, but I don't think I ever saw Gary or Ben ask for a second cup. Gary obviously preferred stronger drinks, and Ben was so milquetoast that I often wondered if he drank decaf. Yet Mack's jittery, shout-y demeanor was a sure sign that Karen kept him well-caffeinated. I'm guessing Karen made one fine cup of coffee, and Val harbored a serious grudge about it.
     
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    And she paid a homeless person to kidnap her own mother, who was never seen again. :(
     
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  12. tommie

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    OMG Never thought about that! Yes, Val's coffee was super nasty! Never forget.
     
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  13. tommie

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    You're right. We're supposed to think that she's "married off", but was she really? What happened to Lilimae anyway?
     
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    Ehm well actually both her novels were ghostwritten by Maggie Gioberti so we can't blame Valene for that.

    Btw, I just received an email from WB:

    Dear handsome Mr. Oleson

    We're very sorry to inform you that the releases of Knots Landing DVD S3 - 14, scheduled for 2018/2019, have been cancelled.
    We had no idea that the thought of our heroine, Valene Ewing - the Eternal Divine Soap Queen Of Everything & Beyond - would trigger so many crazy psycho-bitch comments.
    It just wouldn't be safe to confront them with any more KL material.
    It's a shame really, we had already started creating the packaging artwork, beautifully consistent, as you like it.

    Goodbye,

    WB



    I hate you all.
     
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    So true. Especially the hate you all bit!

    Val didn't write a bit of her books - she forced poor Golden Haired Heroine Maggie to do it! Mystery finally solved!!!
     
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    Not many people know that Valene couldn't actually read or write as she used to skip school to sell crack on street corners from a very young age.
     
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    Everyone seem to forget that she won the NOBEL PRIZE in the category Blonde Hair.

    I bet you're all jealous gingers! And it's a well-known fact that gingers have no soul.
     
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    We can also add vandalism to Val's list of crimes. Who can forget the time she trashed Jill's office and threatened her with a pair of scissors?
     
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    Nobody is disputing that Willie, but if only she would have used that power and influence for good, instead of then opting for this satanic mullet in an attempt to corrupt the hearts and minds of young impressionable girls everywhere.

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    Ok, well yeah, that's true.
     
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    The satanic mullet :lmao:
     
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