James ... you do have a way with words: "Rehab will prove about as dramatic for Sue Ellen as giving cousin Jamie a makeover." "Hold onto your cowboy hats, it's Clayton and Ellie's first bed scene." In your review regarding a scene between Donna and Jenna, you once again prove that you're the master of words (Note: I've highlighted your words): "Look, it's Donna and Jenna out on one of their oh so characteristic all-gals-together retail therapy binges." "... Susan Howard, sounding more SEX AND THE CITY than Donna Culver Krebbs ..." "The Jenna-bot stares blankly into space, apparently in need of an oil change." "You're thinkin' about Bobby, aren't you?" hazards Donna. "Well if she is, it's about bleedin' time." "Look, you're not still thinking about leavin' Southfork, are ya?" Donna asks, "as though to move out of her dead fiancee's family home isn't be the sanest, healthiest thing Jenna could do." "Donna and Jenna have had about three scenes [to become best friends]. Plus, they have nothing in common, save for a functioning uterus." "I like Jack," says Donna. "Of course she does. It's Season 8. Everybody likes everybody." You're just so funny, you know that? I always laugh a lot when I read your reviews! And again, I love it when you add some Dallas statistics!