Ridiculous ideas for DYNASTY that you would actually do if you'd produced the show

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  1. Willie O! Tannenbaum

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    I like that pullover. It looks so soft and plushy.
     
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    Alas, I have a feeling not everyone is posting "ridiculous" ideas that they'd actually do.

    But what do I know? I'd seriously have Eva Braun mow down Sable and Caress in a mansion bedroom over the missing crystal skull and then set the house on fire just as Blake and Krystle return home from him gettin' all his stuff back.

    I swear I would.

    [​IMG]
     
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    The twist? Turns out Sammy Jo bought the crystal skull at Spencer's Gifts ($39.95) as a Halloween gag gift for Krystle.
     
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    That cheap bitch! That's worse than Jeff finding it in the bushes outside La Mirage!
     
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    :haha:

    Which begs the question as to why Jeff spent so much time in the bushes outside La Mirage.
     
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    Assisting Chris Deegan with his briefs on Colbyco ;-)
     
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    Well on the Pee We Devilbes thread I suggested that he was a washed up hack of a magician who in the early 1970s "accidently" killed his wealthy benefactor in trick of his, he inherits the money and begins a cult, in 1983/84 Devilbes tries to open Fallon's third eye as he tries to hypnotise her, Fallon's headaches aren't caused by the car accident, but by her mind being so opened she becomes an empath as she feels all the woes of Denver.

    Krystle, Steven and Claudia start going to church where the priest informs her that the baby she, Claudia, is carrying is the antichrist
     
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    I want Alexis to have a baby, fathered by Jeff.
     
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    @Willie Oleson Methinks your idea immediately upthread doesn't belong here because it's not ridiculous for Dynasty.
     
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    The Carrington/Colby family trees are so intertwined that this would just be another set of overlapping branches - Alexis stepmother to her grandchildren - this plot twist would allow Blake and/or Krystle to have another scene where they call Alexis a slut with no morals - can you also imagine Adam's reaction? :mad:
     
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    Oh, yes. I meant to add that Alexis (who would technically still be in her forties, barely, in 1987) would claim by the end of Season 7 that she was pregnant by Blake after Singapore.

    Once the avalanche cliffhanger they never did happens, she then claims to have miscarried the child in the disaster. And we're never sure if she was lying or not.

    Krystle, for her part, began drinking discretely after Singapore. For a while.
     
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    I always thought Joseph was the S&M sex in a dungeon type. But in a creepy way. I could see Alexis discovering his "sexual perversions" (ones undoubtedly she had indulged in, separately from Joseph, of course) and blackmailing him with pictures of him in leather strapped to a wall somewhere.

    OMG. I can't believe I never thought of Krystle becoming a drunk before, or that they never did it. Such an obvious story, and so easy to do. But clearly they had no interest in writing for her.
     
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    In season 7b - Sarah Curtis would notice a face on milk cartons and begin reporting it to proper authorities.

    When and where will this brilliant plotline end?!
     
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    Miss Piggy agrees with you. And how...​
     
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    The Carringtons stumble across a new character who's been living inside the house all along.

    "Do I know you?"
     
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    Maybe one of those guys whom Roger Grimes thought he'd killed in the cellar.

    "This house has 48 rooms -- so many that even Gabby Haggin hasn't seen all of them yet... and he's been living downstairs since '64!"
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    A photo of young Alexis falls out of the binding of an old family album that Fallon is putting away. It shows young Alexis in London (in front of Tower Bridge), and Alexis is quite obviously pregnant. Fallon doesn't recognize the photo, and the year hand-written on the back of the photo puzzles Fallon further. After two consecutive episodes of Fallon scribbling numbers on a sheet of paper (math was never her strong suit), she bursts into Blake's study, waving the photo and demanding an explanation. The timelines for Alexis's (known) pregnancies don't match the date on the back of the photo!
    Blake swears Fallon to secrecy, because no one is supposed to know Alexis had an affair on their honeymoon. The resulting pregnancy almost ended their marriage before it had even started. The father of her baby, along with his wife, agreed to take the baby to raise as their own son, and Alexis was forced to deny the pregnancy ever happened. "I have another brother???" Fallon gasped. "What is his name?"
    "Well, darling...you know him as Prince Andrew."
     
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