Sexy Jesus' 10 rules for success

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  1. Snarky's Ghost

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    I think #1 should be: be born with beautiful eyes.
     
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    I want Jared, circa 2014 appearance, to play Jesus. And Harvey Keitel to play Pontius Pilate.

    I just see it.
     
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    10 rules is too much. I could never remember all that stuff.
     
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    Me too.
     
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    Think of them as commandments. Do it.
     
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    Wait. Maybe it was 10 inches. Or 11. I'm just not sure.
     
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    OK, but when I become successful, will you promise me not to be jealous?
    I'd hate to flaunt my success if I knew it would upset you all[​IMG]
     
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    Jealousy is for insecure people?
     
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    Company slut.
     
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    Talent is talent:p
     
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    It's done, I have applied for Jared's 10 inches seminary.
     
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