Should Blake & Alexis had a real dog & cat fight??

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  1. Snarky's Ghost

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    No, not like the lame "strangle" he gave her on the landing at the end of Season 6 (the follow-up scene at the beginning of the first episode of Season 7 was about as perfunctory as the post-massacre moment a year earlier where it was all over in two seconds) but a real, vicious, on the floor, fingers in nostrils, "I've-hated-your-for-decades" two-person mêlée only broken up by throngs of other people.

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    Preferably en plein public. (season 8?) Or should they fight over something that didn't happen, something cooked up by Caress?
    And during that fight, would they trip and land on Danny, thus killing their grandchild or disable him for life? After all, why not spin more drama of it?

    OMG! They killed Danny! You bastards!
     
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    Or late S7 in front of Denver Memorial while Kwethteenas heart operation.
     
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    And then accidentally land on a "never push this button"-button? The button connected to a device that will blow up the hospital? Yes I can totally see it.

    And as an extra twist, almost-dead Krystina could give her healthy brains to Sarah's daughter. Talk about turn the tables!
     
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    Blake could rip off her wig and toss it into the air like that gorilla at the start of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, and Alexis can rip the pacemaker out of his chest with her stiletto heel.

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    All those missed opportunities. *sigh* :(
     
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    Only problem is, that brain will turn the person into a mass murderer some 20 years later and kill all remaining Carringtons and Colbys. If only they knew before. :( :D
     
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    I'm pretty sure she was always wearing a backup wig.
     
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    Oh well at least she had 20 good years not-murdering people. Always look on the bright side:)
     
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    Yes :)
     
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    But seriously, should Blake and Alexis have had a final showdown? Shouting, fighting, tears (oops, Joan Collins!) you know, something raw and emotional?
    Something that would perfectly illustrate the frustration and bitterness of all those years, without the usual threats and bitchyness? A scene that would complete exhaust them, physically injured or not?
     
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    That would have been a better conclusion to dreadfull reunion than that stupid dancing scene.
    Always hated that one, because they're leaving their charaters there, wispering funny things that the audience can't hear in each others ears and giggling. Probably about how crap the script was and how big the paycheck.
    We see Linda and John dancing there, but not Blake and Krystle.
     
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    Should they stab each other to death?

    And then a passing hearse screeches to a halt, propelling Krystle's comatose body on top of them.
     
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    In season 9, Blake should have sent Roger Grimes' body to Alexis, with a card: "You wanted a lover? Here, have him!"

    And then Alexis would chop the body into pieces, and bribe the Carrington's butcher to deliver the meat to Mrs. Gunnerson.
    The next day, Blake would receive a card from Alexis: "I hope you finally understand what made him so delicious".
    Not knowing that Krystina had eaten all of it. Mrs. Gunnerson loves to spoil her.
     
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    I dunno
    I think what happened between Cookie / Luscious in Empire 3x10 is what should've happen between Blake / Alexis.
     
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    I really think Empire caught a moment I would've liked to see with Alexis / Blake:



    Replace that with Alexis going into the Carrington offices being properly pissed and frustrated with Blake enjoying his wealth with his blonde tramp - a business that she feels like she helped to create. It would explain her going into business a bit better rather than becoming Alexis, Business Queen of the World.
     
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    I agree.

    The wedding before Krystle's coma is also "John and Linda" more than B&K.
    Very sad that they couldn't stay in character because that wedding was an important milestone in their relationship. But both the actors and the writers f*cked it all up.
     
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