If the cliff hanger was going to be the end of the show, do you think it could have been bigger and more over-the-top? Bobby and Ann wake up in the morning, only to discover that it's still dark outside. They go outside and discover the reason for the unnatural darkness: a giant UFO as big as Southfork is blocking all the sunlight. Christopher catches a strange virus which turns him into an aggressive cannibal. Instead of the explosion, Elena gets in the car and he kisses her and then he starts to eat her face, literally. Carmen, still very pissed about the whole situation, casually puts an Mexican-folklore spell on Southfork, not knowing it would actually work. Instead of drilling or fracking for oil, the oil itself works its way from under the land, and it becomes a thick, evil, black blob that threatens the Ewing land and every person on it. They're all screaming and running to save their lives. Judith blackmails John Ross into working for her as Dallas' Most Special Male Whore, and at the exact same time he's performing his best performance, Nicolas Trevino's plane crashes into Madam Judith's house of wicked pleasures. Pamela divorces John Ross and marries the King of the Artic. which puts her in control of the Artic leases deal. Harris Ryland also secretly works for the KGB, MGM, NASA, SPECTRE and PSS. Emma confronts him with his shenanigans and he strangles her to death. Sue Ellen is in her bathroom, she looks in the mirror and starts to scream when she sees the reflection of Drew Ramos standing behind her. Cliff Barnes, still in jail, reads the newspaper that reports all those unfortunate incidents, and laughs demoniacally. The End. Or should it be more outrageous?