Should Krystle Have Had A Huge Portrait Hanging In The Library After She Left?

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  1. Snarky's Ghost

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    ...wistful and mysterious, commissioned by Sable, perhaps, as a gift to Blake in Season 10?
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    ...minus the Photobucket stamp, the bastards.
     
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  2. Willie Oleson

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    And maybe another one in DC's typing pool. She'd be a great inspiration to all those young stenographers.

     
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    Yeah, now you mention it. I think that's a very good idea. I think Krystle's portrait should be at the wall where Fallon's portrait used to be.
     
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  4. Snarky's Ghost

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    I picture Fallon's portrait being replaced by Amanda's.

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    I mentally place Krystle's portrait over the fireplace in the library, or maybe over the globe. Maybe it can burn when Eva Braun sets fire to the mansion in the Season 10 finale after shooting Sable and Caress.

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    It really should have been there. I am gutted they never did that. I would have kept her there somehow and think of all the ramblings the portrait would have been privy too.
     
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    And she also should have made a video will before she moved to Switzerlandia.
     
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    "And to my darling Jeanette, I leave all my drop waist dresses from season 9 which nobody else will want"
     
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    And to Alexis, who used to be the first Mrs Carrington aaaaages ago, I leave my first typewriter.
    Use it, dear, you may develop a skill for a change.


    And that's how Alexis became an international best-seller author.
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    Oops, it looks like the joke is on Krystle!
     
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    And, I'm assuming, Krystle will call everyone "whores!" like Mama Constance did.

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    Season 9 should have ended with Blake receiving this portrait...

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    ...And then, in Season 10, the picture suddenly metamorphs into NuKrystle,
    who comes back from Switzerland after a new facelift and is played, of course,
    by You-know-who.​
     
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    If there was a forum equivalent of the Emmy, this post would get it.
     
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    Seriously though. Can somebody not whip up a Krystle portrait in some art programme photoshop. Like TNT did with that still of Jock and Ellie. Only better?
     
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    Some fans have tried...

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    This is actually really good. But I cant find a better picture of it! It would look wrong in the library too I think, maybe too small. They'd have to replace Fallon. Again!
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    They thought Adam was dead when kidnapped. Then Steven. Then Fallon. Then Amanda vanished. Then Dominique. And of course Krystle. So I think they should have all the pictures on the wall, and then turn the ones missing/presumed dead/brain dead black and white, like they do in the (US) Big Brother.
     
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    They should have just went full on Dark Shadows and had Fallon's portrait repaint itself to suit whichever Carrington/Colby was missing at time.

    Or they should have a sort of gallery in a corridor of the mansion with portraits of everyone who was written off the show. All framed in gilt frames. Then in season 9 had a story arc where Virginia opens a locked room in the attic at The Carlton after Sable bought it. Inside the room she discovers the original Steven, and the new Steven, both Amanda's, the original Fallon, Leslie, Ben, Caress and Dominique and Krystle all sat round a table playing poker.
     
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    That actually reminds me of the tale of Bluebeard, where his latest wife discovers he's been keeping the dead bodies of his previous wives stored up.
     
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