1. Sue Ellen Ewing One of Sue Ellen's most memorable drunken tirades which was followed by her most infamous and destructive drunken f***-up. A clip of this has already been posted but this one has a few added sound effects for those of you with a juvenile sense of humor like me. 2. Gary Ewing Ruining lives but making TV gold. So raw and genuinely shocking and unsettling. 3. Cliff Barnes Ken Kercheval does such a good job here of portraying Cliff's self pity, self loathing and resentment. 4. Alexis Colby Alexis may be drunk (although you'd hardly notice) but tomorrow she'll be sober and Sable will still be Sable. 5. Lucy Ewing "I oughta be ashamed?? What about HER!!" This scene is so wonderfully awkward and Lucy is quite funny here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXTElSZVNxA Honorable mention goes to the first ever barbecue on Dallas which is unique in that so many characters were drunk at one event. If I remember rightly JR, Jock, Sue Ellen and Digger were all pretty wasted. If I'm not mistaken this is something we never really saw in any soap again. From then on it was usually a show's resident drunk or one character making a fool of themselves but never a good chunk of the main characters all getting drunk at a party.