The Genie is Hard of Hearing

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  1. Michelle Stevens

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    The rules are simple. You respond to the Wish of the post above you as if you are a genie that is a little hard of hearing before making your own Wish for the next person to hilariously misinterpret. Please, no legal documents masquerading as Wishes. Please.


    Poster 1: I Wish for a mountain of food!

    Poster 2: Eh? A fountain of blood? Do you get vampire tourists here or something? Oh well, whatever. Granted.

    I'll start it off,

    I Wish for world peace.
     
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    You wish for - One piece???

    a piece of cake? a piece of pie?.. whatever, wish granted.:yoyo:



    I wish for sunshine every single day.
     
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    Michelle Stevens 'The Lovely Michelle'

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    Moonshine every single Tuesday, so granted. :confused:

    I wish for a Rolls-Royce with a driver.
     
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    A doll's voice for a fiver? I'm a genie, you don't have to pay £5. You wish is my command.

    I wish to win the lottery.
     
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    Michelle Stevens 'The Lovely Michelle'

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    An inn full of pottery? So granted.

    I wish for nights of restful sleep.
     
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    Lights of crystal sheep? That's a difficult request but nothing is too difficult for me.

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    I wish for good health always.
     
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    A wood shelf always? You must read a lot Angela :cool1 wish granted.



    I wish for fresh flowers every day :pray:
     
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    Flesh ploughers every May? You wish is my command and in two months time you will bit hit with scabies.

    I wish for the end of all wars.
     
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    The end of doll stores? Sorry Toys' R Us. Poor kiddies, but your wish is my command.

    I wish for eternal youth. :spinning:
     
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    Infernal tooth? Wish granted, I'll change all you teeth to these.

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    I wish for a long life.
     
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    One "strong wife" coming your way Angela, wish granted...

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    I wish for more hours in the day,
     
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  12. Michelle Stevens

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    Not a bad result there @Angela Channing. :)

    More flour to weigh? :think: Well okay. So granted my friend.

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    I wish for perfect teeth. :D
     
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    Your wish is to "vote for Keith"?

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    your vote has been counted and your wish is granted :popcorn:





    I wish for a pair of Jimmy Choos ;)
     
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    A pair of skinny ewes? Your wish is my command.

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    I wish for steak and chips.
     
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    "Fake grand lips", not sure if these are your style Angela?

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    however, your wish is granted :D


    I wish for - lots more wishes.
     
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    I guess they will come in handy for tasting Julia's chardonnay.
     
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    Pots for dishes? One of the strangest requests I've received. Well each to their own, wish granted!

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    I wish for a trip to Rome.
     
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    A ship full of gnomes? :think: I'll do my best. Wish granted.

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    I wish for a Genie with better hearing.
     
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    A beanie with better earrings? OK, if that's what you want:

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    I wish for a hotter body.
     
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    "A motor hobby"?

    Wish granted, I’ve signed you up for a six week mechanics course :hats:

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    I wish for calorie free chocolate :D
     
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