The rules are simple. You respond to the Wish of the post above you as if you are a genie that is a little hard of hearing before making your own Wish for the next person to hilariously misinterpret. Please, no legal documents masquerading as Wishes. Please. Poster 1: I Wish for a mountain of food! Poster 2: Eh? A fountain of blood? Do you get vampire tourists here or something? Oh well, whatever. Granted. I'll start it off, I Wish for world peace.