Too bad Richard Burton was never on a soap opera as he easily would have gotten my number one vote on this. Oh well: 1. Ann Ewing (Dallas) After all she did all of Desperate Housewives narrating. 2. Blake (Dynasty) Because he always called the angels... 3. Howard Keel (Dallas) Great singer and also great speaking voice. 4. Alexis (Dynasty) Because of her English accent. 5. Sue Ellen Ewing (Dallas) Love that Linda narrated her own audio book.