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Useless things the soaps taught us

Discussion in 'Sundry Prime Time Soaps' started by Toni, Sep 24, 2016.

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    So please take your pills and leave this nonsense!"


    #11: GUESS WHO'S SERVING THE DINNER​

    From "Dynasty"´s "Body Trouble". Starring Linda Evans, Heather Locklear, & John Forsythe.
    PS: One of the many (laughably) terrible scenes in the show's history, probably deserving the first or second place of all.
     
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    "Don´t forget to quarter the corpse if you happen to kill someone. You never know..."

    #10: THE WALKING DEAD (THE PREQUEL)


    From "Melrose Place"´s "Dead Sisters Walking" (II). Starring Josie Bissett, Laura Leighton, & Patrick Muldoon.
    Note: Go to 7'28'' for the scene in question. Don´t watch the whole video if you are going to watch this season anytime soon, because it compiles all its minicliffhangers. Oh, and it´s dubbed into a perfect Spanish.
     
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    "Never listen to a little "angel" if he orders you to shoot yourself. It´s probably from Hell."

    #9: THE END THAT NEVER WAS



    From "Dallas"´s "Conundrum". Starring Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, & Joel Grey.
     
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    "Never ever jump off a roof, sweetie pie. Brother Josh will do it for you some day."

    #8: KNOT JUST ANOTHER TREEHOUSE OF HORROR


    Starring Joan Van Ark, Julie Harris, Michele Lee, Donna Mills, Constance McCashin, & Kim Lankford.
    Note: This edited version from YT is for laughs, but I can tell you it has been very much improved!! So thanks to its editor if he comes around this forum.
     
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    "Be careful when your mate´s first "other" personality shows up: The nest might be full of cuckoos."

    #7: BREE VAN DE KAMP WAS BORN IN MELROSE


    From "Melrose Place"´s "Melrose Unglued". Starring Marcia Cross & Thomas Calabro.
     
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    "Don´t trust the bitch sister in the Poolhouse (nor the husband who sleeps in your bed either)."

    #6: SABELLA GOT HER GUN


    From "The Colbys"´"The Trial". Starring Stephanie Beacham & Charlton Heston.
     
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    "Remember: Karma is a bitch (and bites back too)."

    #5: THERE GOES THE BRIDE


    Starring Emily VanCamp, Josh Bowman, Barry Sloane, Nick Wechsler, Justin Hartley, & Gabriel Mann, among others.
     
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    "Enjoy life as long as you can, because it´s not a bed of (guns and) roses."

    #4: NUN ON THE RUN


    From "Falcon Crest"´s "For Better, For Worse". Starring Jane Wyman, Abby Dalton, Mel Ferrer, Margaret Ladd, Susan Sullivan, Robert Foxworth, & Lorenzo Lamas, among others.
    Note: The nun fun begins at minute 21 and continues until the very end. Watch the whole thing if you have time for it because it´s like an episode of "Roadrunner & Coyote".
     
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    "Trust me: Husbands don´t grow in tress, nor resurrect in showers."

    #3: DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME



    Starring Victoria Principal, Patrick Duffy, Morgan Brittany, & Larry Hagman, among others.
    Note: Go to minute 5 to see how the credibility of a drama series is destroyed forever in only two minutes.​
     
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    "Truth may be out there, but who wants to believe in white tall men from outer space?"

    #2: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE SECOND SEASON


    Starring Emma Samms & UFE (Unidentified Funny Extra).
     
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    "Be careful with what you see on TV or internet. Books are so much better!"

    #1: DEJA VUDOO





    This is a TIE:
    From "Flamingo Road"´s "Murder, They Said". Starring David Selby, Morgan Fairchild, & Stella Stevens.
    Note: Go to the last minute to see the Series Finale so...spoiler if you are or will watch this "campy cult" show!

    From "Falcon Crest"´s "Last Dance". Starring David Selby (too!), Susan Sullivan, & Jane Wyman.
    Note: Go to minute 3 to see the Season 7 Finale and stop at the freeze frame!! Big spoiler alert if you are or will watch this classic series!!

    PS: Well, friends, I hope you had enjoyed this crazy ride! See you at any of the other threads! Kissy-kissies from me and the Piggy.
     
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    Wonderful Stuff, @Toni ...... brilliant Thread. Thank you for posting all these clips..... very entertaining. :):):)
     
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