Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Snarky's Ghost, Sep 7, 2017.
But..but...I didn't create my dream
Oh I´ve started the year so far reaffirming my condition of "Dallas" fan / freak / geek / crazybat...
I dreamed about it again a couple of nights ago. It was a recurring dream I´ve had since I met the Fab Five in France in 2007. I usually dream that I meet Linda or Charlene and try to make them remember that moment, and of course they can´t remember me. This time I was out with my family (and we all were much younger) and I met Charlene with a friend of hers (this dream makes me look like a kind of creepy stalker, I know..), and again, I say hello to her and tell her a few things...And then I try to give her my phone cell number so we can arrange an interview for my site. But my ballpen just doesn´t write and it makes me go crazy...so Charlene and her beau get the hell out of there. Then I see here again in the street but she runs away from me...Doctor, is it too serious?
I think I just figured out why…
Last night, I dreamed I heard a knock at my door at night -- I looked out through storm door, thought I saw my own reflection, and then realized that it wasn't me but Mary Tyler Moore who had come to thank me for the small dolphin sculpture I'd sent her as a gift.
Last night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China, in a little row boat to find ya. And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned.
Didn't want no one to hold you. What does that mean?
About two weeks ago I had a dream that I was one of a group of people who were being blackmailed into committing a robbery in a high-rise hotel. Mark Strong (I didn't even know his name prior to this, had to do a Google search to find it) was the one blackmailing us. Strong removed one of the links from the band of his wrist-watch and stuck it onto the door of one of the hotel rooms. There was a small explosive in the link which was supposed to be enough to open the door. We were all in the hallway holding black canvas bags which we were to use to steal cash and other items from the hotel room. There was much more explosive in the device and it did a great deal of damage; Strong and the other blackmail victims were all killed along with some hotel patrons. I had stepped to a side hall where there were vending machines and access to the stairs so I wasn't injured. The building caught fire and I hurriedly searched the pockets of the dead bodies to find cash and credit cards to make my escape. I should add that I was getting over a severe case of food poisoning when I had this dream.
For five days I had dreamed that I woke up in a zombie apocalypse, they where running really fast, and they were getting smarter every day, they could even operate my remote from the TV, they always put on a different channel if I wanted to watch The Walking Dead, very strange but also very annoying.
I have a recurring dream that chewing gum gets stuck in my teeth and it's so bad that when I try to free myself of it, it pulls all my teeth out. I have it all the time and coincidentally, my sibling gets it too.
Yes, teeth being pulled out is a common dream for many people apparently.
I dreamed last night that Drake was murdered, shot in the head, by a serial killer.
I dreamed this afternoon that Meghan Markle was my new sister-in-law (my family was apparently connected to the royals) and I told her to her face that I hated her. She didn't respond, and I later half-apologized and blamed it on my missing my lithium orotate dose.
I had been watching The Disappearance of Madeline McCann on Netflix and fell asleep watching it. I awoke the next morning feeling terribly depressed and suffering from grief. I had dreamt that Kate McCann lived with me, and followed me around day and night crying, sobbing constantly. I literally went to work depressed and in a terrible mood.
Last night I dreamt that I was going bananas at work. I was saying all kinds of obscene things about my colleagues, to their faces. I wasn't aware that people were offended by what I said either. Next day, still in the dream, I heard people gossiping about me and how inappropriate I was. I tried to tone things down and explain that I didn't mean it that way, that my colleagues had misinterpreted my words etc. And then I continue by making things even worse, calling people all sorts of things and really losing control of myself.
The anxiety when I woke up!!!!!!!!! I had to repeatedly tell myself it was all a dream. That I could safely go to work.
I had this dream where I was working out in the gym, as I do, and Mandy Winger from Dallas suddenly appeared and asked me if it was okay to share a shower with me. I said thanks but no thanks and told her that she would probably be better off trying to get JR into bed again.
Brazen faced no good tramp Mo. You’re better off.
I’ll take care of her.
I had a weird dream last night -- one which became a series of dreams throughout the night -- where someone came to my front door and asked me if I wanted them to perform a "Van-sectomy" … Apparently, they were running a delivery service of sorts where you could have impromptu male sterilization surgeries done from the back of an SUV parked at the curb. And they called it "Van-sectomy".
You'll all be happy to know that I declined.
I woke up laughing out loud, then went back to bed and kept dreaming about it for hours.
I've been having night terrors lately which believe me are NO fun. Both have involved the feeling I cannot wake up at all and am being held or pursued by this evil force....
Hmm...let's see. Gorgeous body, long dark-brown hair?
Last week I woke up sneezing. No wait, I think I sneezed myself awake. It was a very bizarre experience.
Evil nasty piece of shit with no morals? Yeah...probably
Sneezed yourself awake?? lol Did you pee?
No, why would I do that?
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