I'm planning a romantic meal for two tonight. First of all, I'll light my red candles and sprinkle some rose petals on the table. I'll have a shower about an hour before I plan to eat and then about 15 minutes before, I'll pop over to KFC to get a couple of Zinger Tower Meals with a litre of Pepsi. For dessert, I'll buy a couple of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. To drink, a bottle of Blue Nun. Then, after we've eaten, maybe some dressing up sex games.
I'm absolutely fuming. They said on that Tesco ad that every Tesco steak is matured for at least 21 days. I bought one a while back and left it on a plate on the kitchen table to let it mature for another 21 days so that it would be twice as tasty. When I went to cook it, the thing was rancid with flies on it. In the end, I only ate half of it and threw the other half away.
Haslet Breaded Ham Sable Grapes Peppered Salami 212g Roast Pork and Sage and Onion stuffing Hand Carved Honey Roast Ham Toffee flavour yogurt Vanilla flavour yogurt 200g Turkey 6 Pork and Herb Sausages Duck Breasts in plum sauce Banana and Custard Yogurt Strawberry Yogurt Raspberry Yogurt 3xAlbert Bartlett Baked Potatoes Mango and Passion Fruit Yogurt Apricot Yogurt Carrot, Broccoli and Kale Salad Bowl 2 x200g bars of Dairy Milk 400g Raspberry Ripple Ice Cream Orange Fruit Lolly Blackcurrant fruit lolly Fruit pastille lolly 2xSpiral fruit Lollies Neapolitan Soft Scoop 846g
If you use an ultrasonic wave emitter pest repellent, it keeps the flies away. If they get in through the window, they stay on the window, sick and they don’t move.
Sliced parsnip, added olive oil, salt & pepper, cooked in the oven for 25 minutes. Served with crispy spring rolls and new potatoes.