I'm planning a romantic meal for two tonight. First of all, I'll light my red candles and sprinkle some rose petals on the table. I'll have a shower about an hour before I plan to eat and then about 15 minutes before, I'll pop over to KFC to get a couple of Zinger Tower Meals with a litre of Pepsi. For dessert, I'll buy a couple of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. To drink, a bottle of Blue Nun. Then, after we've eaten, maybe some dressing up sex games.