Previously on "Who called who what and when": Dec 79. Karen calls her family the neighbourhood Brady Bunch. Richard calls his house phoney Tudor. Richard calls Knots Landing Motors the fastest growing dealership in the southland. Richard calls Sid an upwardly mobile grease monkey. Richard calls Ginger the closest thing to perfection in Knots Landing. Val calls Knots Landing no place to start over. Gary calls Knots Landing his last chance not to run. Gary calls Val suffocating. Annie calls Karen the wicked stepmother. Annie calls Kenny Captain Courageous. Karen calls Kenny very handsome. Richard calls Kenny Ginger's hubby, born and raised on a surfboard. Annie slaps Sid. Sid slaps Annie. Annie breaks a mirror. Val goes for her first ever paddle. Jan 80. JR calls Knots Landing just so pretty. JR calls Val his favourite sister-in-law. JR calls Gary the Ewing with the integrity. Val calls her and Gary's house the nicest house she's ever lived in. JR calls Val and Gary's house a gift from his mama. Lilimae calls herself Val's mama, fit as a fiddle and a fiery one. Lilimae calls the auto harp her constant companion. Lilimae calls Gary a handsome husband. Val calls Gary much more careful than she is. Diana calls herself more artistic than Karen is. Diana calls the transportation of nuclear waste dangerous. Karen calls hitchhiking dangerous. Karen calls Laura impossible. Karen calls Sid blasé. Sid calls Laura wounded. Val calls Laura her best friend. Val calls Sid and Karen solid. Laura calls Val and Gary china dolls. Laura calls herself numb, trapped and lonely. Laura calls Richard a good lawyer, lonely and a loner. Richard calls Marine Land cold and wet. Richard calls duck a l'orange awfully sweet. Richard calls himself a much better loser than he is a winner and a klutz. Gary calls himself a loser, a gambler and a drunk. JR calls himself an oilman environmentalist. Karen calls herself a wife, a mother, a college grad, a bleeding heart, a defender of noble causes, pushy, ambivalent and Mata Hari. JR calls Karen the pretty lady next door and a fine looking woman. Karen calls JR a big Texas oilman and bigger than life. Karen calls Val a born envelope-stuffer. Val calls Karen a friend of the Earth, a friend of the zoo and a friend of a lot of things. Laura calls Val's fritters wonderful. Laura calls David cute. Karen calls Lucy cute. Diana calls Lucy a Kewpie doll. JR calls Lucy a weapon. Richard calls Lucy a nifty little blonde. Kenny calls Lucy Miss Dallas. Kenny calls Cosmic Steeple big business. Gary calls Cosmic Steeple a bunch of freaks. Gary calls the Knots Landing rapist a creep. Ginger calls the Knots Landing rapist a creep. Richard calls Ginger and Kenny's house party an important part of the contemporary American scene. Sid calls Ginger and Kenny's house party the fall of Rome. Sylvie calls Kenny sneaky and a swinger. Kenny calls Sylvie sensational. Kenny calls Gary nuts. Michael calls Eric nuts. Michael calls Sarah Kolker ripe. Eric calls Sarah Kolker too clutchy. David calls peanut butter one of the most sublimely serious subjects there is. Karen calls rape a terrible distortion of something that should be tender and private. Karen calls lovemaking between a man and a woman a very very beautiful thing. Richard flushes Lilimae's lemon mousse down the bog. Feb 80. Susan calls the Fairgates middle class and stylish. Gary calls Val intelligent and smart. Val calls herself a dunce and a dumbbell. Val calls Manifest Destiny the idea that the United States was entitled by divine right to expand anywhere in North America. Arthur calls jazz the only art form to originate in America. Arthur calls entomology his first love. Ginger calls Arthur weird. Kenny calls Arthur a jerk. Diana calls Michael a hero. Kenny calls Michael a hero and a champ. Susan calls Sid strong, handsome and utterly unacceptable to her mother. Sid calls Susan an important part of his life, more beautiful than ever and bad news. Sid calls Alien a bad guy. Karen calls Sid incorrigible. Karen calls Susan a formidable adversary and utterly devoid of decency. Susan calls Richard a transparent little man. Richard calls himself a monster. Karen calls herself prosaic and a realist. Laura calls Ginger progressive. Ginger calls Captain Furillo from Hill Street Blues a bastard. Ginger calls her potholder crummy. Laura calls the Knots Landing biker gang creeps. Sid calls the Knots Landing biker gang thugs. Music calls the Knots Landing biker gang animals. Kenny calls the Knots Landing biker gang a bunch of fun loving guys on a romp. Karen slaps Alien. Biker Chick No. 2 slaps Richard. Alien pulls his trousers down. Mar 80. Eric calls Close Encounters better than Star Wars. Ginger calls Eric kind of shy. Karen calls Eric self assured and suave. Karen calls Gary a true Texas Ewing. Karen calls Val The Little Engine That Could. Karen calls herself 37 years old, pregnant and incomplete. Karen calls the world dirty, running out of resources and full of injustice. Diana calls Karen too old to raise a family but not too old to get pregnant. Ginger calls Diana too old for a mother-daughter chat, too young for a woman-to-woman talk. Ginger calls herself too tired and too angry to think straight. Ginger calls Kenny cruel. Kenny calls Sylvie a product to be packaged and sold. Kenny calls basketball the great American equaliser. Gary calls the martini lunch an American institution. Gary calls Richard a bad lawyer and not much of a drinker. Richard calls himself a half decent lawyer, a passable husband and a champion champagne opener-upper. Richard calls Sid, Gary and Kenny ordinary but they don't seem to mind. Richard calls Sid a peasant. Richard calls Kenny Mr Nastase. Richard calls Gary Mr Borg. Gary calls Laura Mrs Xavier Avery III. Val calls Gary Mr Executive, Mr Vice President, a beautiful husband and an alcoholic. Black Man No. 1 calls Gary a fancy dude. Black Man No. 2 calls Gary a real comedian and not your ordinary rummy. Sid calls Gary blond, good looking and frightening when he's drunk. Gary calls himself a cripple, a rummy and an alcoholic. Gary calls Dr Kramer a lady shrink. Dr Kramer calls Gary detoxified and edgy. Dr Kramer calls alcoholism a disease. Kahil calls the people at AA great. Ginger trashes Kenny's DBX 3000. Gary goes apeshit with a pool cue. Jason watches The Muppet Show. Nov 80. Eric calls Pam a tramp. Karen calls Pam a media hero. Richard calls Pam a slut, a liar and a cute little teenybopper with great legs and a nice little ... Pam calls Diana a pampered little wimp. Pam calls Sid a meanie and sick. Richard calls Sid a boy scout, a saint and a sanctimonious self righteous creep. Abby calls Sid a moralist. Abby calls Kenny very very cute. Ginger calls herself and Kenny separated. Ginger calls divorce an epidemic. Laura calls real estate exciting. Laura calls Abby charming. Richard calls Brian musical. Richard calls Karen a challenge. Richard calls law a discipline of the possible. Richard calls Gary a rum pot. Richard calls himself Pancho Sanchez to Sid's Don Quixote. Helen Hunt calls Sid the nicest father of all her friends. Conchata Ferrell calls Sid a pervert, guilty as sin and Mr What's-His-Gate. Karen calls herself and Sid dead. Dec 80. Karen calls Gary too tall. Earl calls Gary a sadist. Gary calls Kristin his sister-in-law's sister, his sister-in-law-in-law and his sister-in-law squared. Val calls Kristin a troubled girl. Val calls Moby Dick about a whale. Ginger calls Val part jackrabbit. Brian calls Olivia a scaredy cat. Sid calls Michael a little monkey. Abby calls Super Crunchy Crispy Chicken all dried out and Crunchy Crispy Chicken more batter than chicken. Richard calls Abby a Chick-O-Rama aficionado. Abby calls Richard a big baby and a big shot. Richard calls himself a little over-exuberant. Scooter calls Richard a maniac. Scooter calls himself Laura's sensei. Scooter calls Laura a natural, a whiz kid and the best thing that's ever happened to him. Richard calls Brian Dennehy one of the most powerful and prestigious lawyers in the country. Dr Kramer calls alcoholism a family disease. Judy calls Earl a weepy maudlin drunk and a very compulsive man. Earl calls AA dumb, phoney and sanctimonious. Earl calls California a haven for the insincere. Charlie Flagg calls California a smog-filled godforsaken state. Brian Dennehy calls the California Coastal Commission not just another bunch of daisy-throwing environmental flakes. Richard calls Chicago a toddling town. Scooter calls his wife a Cape Cod Modern freak. Karen calls Linda a lady mechanic. Sid calls Linda a lady repairman and a female grease monkey. Abby calls herself and Jeff not sexually compatible. Val calls herself an old lady. Karen calls Val's new dishes beautiful. Judy calls Val's new dishes really beautiful. Earl smashes Val's new dishes then throws up over Gary. Jan 81. Karen calls Richard an ass. Abby calls Richard an octopus. Karen calls Abby a receptive grabee. JR calls Abby wickedly clever, unusually attractive and the most delicious conniver it's been his pleasure to encounter. Abby calls JR a very astute man. Val calls JR a vile evil man. JR calls Val a royal pain and a wimp. JR calls Lucy's boyfriends the strangest bunch of human beings this side of New York City. Gary calls JR a goon. Gary calls Frank and Roy gorillas. Roy calls Gary a bright boy. JR calls Gary a clever boy. Earl calls Gary an urban cowboy. Gary calls himself a simple country boy. Laura calls herself Richard's whipping boy. Richard calls Judy a very sexy-sounding woman. Gary calls Judy a neurotic wife. Judy calls herself an unfaithful wife. Abby calls Judy the complete antithesis of Val and a tough cookie. Abby calls Val Gary's little country girl. Abby calls Judy, Val and Gary a classic triangle. Gary calls pork veal. Kenny calls Kristin a terrible mistake. Ginger calls herself pregnant and confused. Michael calls himself bored and confused. Olivia calls Michael a big nerd. Woman Behind Desk calls Michael an unruly kid with a zero attention span. Dr Karl calls Michael hyperkenetic. Dr Karl calls himself not much of an exorcist. Richard calls himself a gurgling specialist. Earl calls himself an incoherent falling-down drunk. Linda calls herself and Sid a pretty good team. Karen calls Linda a siren in overalls. Karen calls Diana drunk and a liar. Eric calls Diana the Queen of Sheba. Ginger slaps Kenny. Val slaps Gary. Earl punches Judy. Feb 81. Karen calls Sid a saintly man. Abby calls Richard a poor pathetic man. Sid calls Richard an over-handy handyman. Richard calls himself a lousy loser. Laura calls Richard a fool. Richard calls Laura condescending, patronising and a woman on her way to the top. Abby calls Laura helpless, teary-eyed and full of herself. Laura calls Abby a slut. Karen calls Abby a handful, a witch and Lady Macbeth. Abby calls Jeff predictable, disgusting and a jerk. Abby calls Linda head over heels crazy about Sid. Karen calls Linda a shy self conscious rather adorable girl who was put under a lot of pressure. Abby calls Karen out of her mind. Karen calls chocolate eclairs a tragic discovery. Cal calls Karen a bigmouth. Cal calls Abby a pretty lady. Abby calls Cal kind of cute and a little creep. Rose calls Cal an idiot. Rose calls Kenny a nut. Richard calls Rose, Cal and Donny maniacs. Ginger calls herself a little nauseous. Val calls Ginger a little mother. Dr Harper calls Val's growth malignant. Gary calls malignant the loudest word he ever heard. Olivia calls her rabbit Rita. Olivia calls Brian stupid. Mr Maddox calls custody hearings nasty, cruel and humiliating. Laura lamps Abby. Abby slaps Jeff. Cal clouts Karen. Gary decks Dick. Mar 81. Kenny calls Eric a hero. Ginger's mother calls Eric a killer. Karen calls Eric dazed, confused and a mature human being. Karen calls herself Mrs Sid. Karen calls Roy Frank. Roy calls Sid more conservative than the Boy Scouts. Abby calls Sid a Sunday school teacher when it comes to business. Sid calls Laura's roast beef delicious. Scooter calls Laura the best salesperson in the office. Scooter calls himself Henry Higgins. Sylvia calls Scooter a vigorous vital man and a blatant flirt. Earl calls himself a decent man about to commit an indecent act and one of the few people in Southern California who has written something more creative than a licence plate. Earl calls Val's short story a rehashing of the most outdated cliches and puerile. Val calls Brian Louis Armstrong. Val calls herself numb and so angry she can barely bring herself to look at Gary. Sid calls Gary his best friend. Abby calls Gary stupid. Olivia calls Ada Bixby a stupid baby. Olivia calls Jeff very insecure. Abby calls Jeff crazy and irrational. JR calls himself a weary traveller. Sid calls JR a character. Gary calls JR double dealing, crooked and corrupt. JR calls kidnapping a very serious accusation. Diana calls marijuana not addictive like cigarettes or drinking. Sid goes off a cliff. Nov 81. Karen calls Jeff a creep. Richard calls Jeff a creep. Richard calls Abby a mess. Abby calls Jeff a great accountant and a lousy husband. Abby calls Dr Akura inexperienced and awfully young. Dr Akura calls Sid critical but stable, paralysed and comatose. Sid calls himself high as a kite. Sid calls his family the most important thing in his life. Karen calls Knots Landing Motors Sid's second home. Diana calls Sid's death the worst thing that ever happened to any of us. Kenny calls Erin Molly the most beautiful baby in the place by far. Gary calls himself the last person Karen wants to see. Richard calls Karen the Rock of Gibraltar. Eric calls Karen one of those ladies they saw in that movie where they're all robots. Diana calls Eric hopelessly inept. Karen calls Michael a noodge. Dec 81. Olivia calls Abby no spring chicken. Abby calls herself a rotten wife and a good mother. Jeff calls Abby an immoral self indulgent mother. Karen calls Abby vengeful, vindictive and malicious. Gary calls Abby Lucretia Borgia and a troublemaker. Gary calls Lilimae a little country Peter Pan. Lilimae calls Gary skinny as an alley cat. Lilimae calls herself fat sassy and curious, a foolish old woman with a dream, and some kind of national hero like an astronaut or one of them Hollywood superstars. Val calls Lilimae a homeless vagrant. Judge Simpson calls shoplifting a desperate cry for help. Val calls herself embarrassed and humiliated. Val calls Erin Molly the sweetest thing in the whole wide world. Mr Parkhurst calls Mr Matsuma one smart fortune cookie. Teddy calls Diana a great kid with a terrific mind. Teddy calls himself Mr Excitement, a rabble rousing leader of the 1960s and a big fan of the Rolling Stones. Brad calls himself a heel but not that much of a heel. Laura calls herself extremely efficient. Richard calls Laura a beautiful broad. Muriel calls F Scott Fitzgerald dead. Jan 82. Karen calls Roy a punk. Roy calls Diana hot one minute, cold the next. Lilimae calls herself hot as a blistered man sitting on a stove. Lilimae calls Jackson a kindred spirit, a gentleman caller and a silver-tongued devil who could talk the worms right out of the ground. Jackson calls Lilimae fortune's child. Val calls Jackson the biggest teller of tales that she has ever met in her life. Lilimae calls Val Sweetpea, Sugar Plum and an old wet hen. Val calls herself a wet blanket. Diana calls herself a slow starter and an enigma. Jackson calls himself a fool for Lilimae's cooking. Lilimae calls herself and Jackson a couple of old fools that got exactly what they deserved. Lilimae calls the quality of loyalty one of the most precious human assets. Lilimae calls forgiveness the hallmark of fine character. Lilimae calls Kenny a big important man. Kenny calls Lilimae dull. Lilimae calls Bill a poor widower. Diana calls Bill a creep. Bill calls Karen easy to talk to. Abby calls Karen very secretive when she wants to be. Richard calls Abby beautiful, sexy and trouble. Laura calls marriage to Richard a living death. Scooter calls Laura long suffering. Laura calls Claire Miflan a filthy rich recluse who surrounded herself with fabulously expensive works of art. Abby calls the Miflan House musty. Ginger calls the Miflan House depressing. Lilimae calls the Miflan House diseased. Val calls the Miflan House lonely. Karen calls the Miflan House haunted. Karen calls Val the least crazy person she knows. Val communes with the dead. Laura slaps Richard. Feb 82. Karen calls Abby the ugly one. Lilimae calls Val and Ginger a couple of basset hounds. Kenny calls Ginger the next Linda Ronstadt and a mother not a singer. Val calls motherhood the best job in the whole world. Victoria calls motherhood a biological function not a holy calling. Victoria calls Diana much too hip to languish in the suburbs. Victoria calls Karen a housewife in the suburbs, a whizz at organisation and a barracuda when it comes to getting what she wants. Charles calls Karen a real barracuda and a lady he wants to see more of. Karen calls Charles tall, good looking, pompous, square, boring and a drag. Karen calls herself an amoeba under a microscope. Charles calls himself the greatest barbecue cook in the world. Diana calls Victoria the greatest designer in New York and a really neat person too. Victoria calls her dresses classics that never go out of style and an investment like a diamond to treasure forever. Karen calls Victoria a dope. Mar 82. Lilimae calls Val an artist at work. Rusty calls Val an old friend. Abby calls Val a friend who's worked very hard and very long to realise a dream. Val calls Rusty a friend at a time when she needed friends. Cricket calls Rusty a no good rat and a big fat liar. Rusty calls Cricket tougher than buffalo steak and a real little homemaker. Lilimae calls Cricket a little hellion. Gary calls Cricket a little thief. Val calls Cricket a poor little girl who doesn't have anybody in the world to defend her, a scared little girl and a terrific little girl. Abby calls Cricket sick and a menace. Abby calls herself starstruck and a threat to Henry's inheritance. Andrew calls Henry Erich von Stroheim. Gary calls Andrew a crabby old guy. Andrew calls himself a senile old fool. Rusty calls himself a bum. Lilimae calls herself a sneak. Laura calls herself pregnant. Larry calls himself a 42 year old engineer who travels a lot. Larry calls Abby quite a woman. Karen calls Larry a cute guy. Karen calls Marsha Gunga Din. Karen calls Joe incorrigible. Joe calls Val's story fast moving and spicy. Abby calls Val's story a thinly disguised exposé of dirty dealings in the Ewing family. Abby calls Joe a typical professor and a lot like Karen. Richard calls Karen a street corner shrink. Laura calls herself and Richard two hostile people treating each other cruelly and ignoring one another. Laura calls her life a complicated and confusing mess. Apr 82. Lilimae calls the Ewings scoundrels and scallywags. Olivia calls Mount Palomar the biggest telescope in the country. Nicholas calls himself the Universal Soldier. Marni calls herself a very good listener. Larry calls himself an incredibly good guy. Abby calls herself an exciting woman. Abby calls single men a vanishing breed. Abby calls Under Milk Wood good for the soul. Michael calls Under Milk Wood dumb. Michael calls Eric a hotshot. Lorraine calls herself a hotshot lawyer. Richard calls himself a good lawyer, a chump and a pimp. Laura calls herself damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. Diana calls herself a ham. Joe calls himself an ass. Joe calls Val a published author. Karen calls Val a famous prize-winning novelist. Abby calls Val petty, jealous and a crutch. Willie calls Val a real pretty gal, one classy lady and more ornery than a wounded grizzly. Laura calls Val crazy. Laura calls Gary crazy. Laura calls Richard crazy. Karen calls Jason crazy about Richard. Karen calls Richard sick. Joe calls Karen Richard's only friend, Bulldog Drummond and not Sid Fairgate's wife anymore. Mr Parkhurst calls Richard a sacrificial lamb. Gary calls Richard stupid. Richard calls Marni a stupid hooker. Richard calls the Avery house a tomb. Richard calls Laura a drag. Ginger calls Kenny a stick in the mud. Lorraine calls the New York Philharmonic boring. Kenny calls all clarinet players lunatics. Nicholas calls all of us china dolls. May 82. Lilimae calls Val depressed. Lilimae calls herself obsessed. Lilimae calls Gary the blond kid. Abby calls herself and Gary made for each other. Abby calls Val a manipulator and a jailer. Neal calls Val Little Nell from the country. Val calls Capricorn Crude a stupid title for a book. Val calls the cover of Capricorn Crude lurid, cheap, vulgar and disgusting. Joe calls Capricorn Crude a low priority first novel. Joe calls himself an obscure teacher. Diana calls Olivia Makarova. Sept 82. Gary calls himself a leper. Mack calls himself a federal prosecutor. Mack calls Roy and Frank persona non grata. Karen calls Mack a creep, a messenger boy and a bureaucrat. Richard calls Mack a US attorney not some postal clerk. Karen calls Wayne the best mechanic in town. Abby calls Val the other woman. Abby calls the cul-de-sac a goldfish bowl. Lilimae calls Rusty's ranch real pretty. Oct 82. Chip calls himself young and pretty. Bess calls herself old and haggard. Bess calls Val a ninth grade dropout and a deserted wife. Bess calls the Ewings one of the most notorious families in the country. Lilimae calls the Ewings the bane of her and Val's life. Val calls Hilda a hateful woman. Chip calls Val a woman of great intelligence and sensitivity. Chip calls Diana's bod fantastic. JR calls Abby the best looking thing on two legs outside of Dallas. Abby calls JR a million laughs. Bobby calls Gary a guy that just inherited ten million dollars. JR calls Gary susceptible. Gary calls JR incredible. Chip calls Lilimae unbelievable. Lilimae calls Val an ostrich. Andy calls Ciji a golden songbird. Kenny calls Andy a third rate pipsqueak turkey. Ginger calls Ciji Kenny's new protege. Bess calls Chip Svengali. Lilimae calls herself Elizabeth Taylor. Val calls herself no Zsa Zsa Gabor. Karen calls herself a nice lady with three kids, a house and a business to run, not Michael Corleone. Mack calls Karen obstinate, too dumb to know when to stop and a hard headed lady who thinks she can handle anything. Karen calls Val a very good friend of hers. Chip calls Mike Douglas an old friend of his. Mike Douglas calls Zsa Zsa Gabor very beautiful and delightful. Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Capricorn Crude a very wicked book. JR calls Capricorn Crude Corn Crude, Crude Porn and Corn Pone. JR calls himself Val's favourite brother in law in the whole wide world. JR calls Val a little rascal and a real life celebrity. Val calls JR disgusting. JR calls Seaview Circle a nice friendly little neighbourhood. Richard calls Seaview Circle a war zone. Richard calls his son Daniel. Laura calls Daniel nine pounds three ounces. Lilimae calls Daniel the darlingest thing. Ginger calls Mack darling. Diana calls Mack judgemental. Mack calls Diana perfect in every way. Joe calls Mack a creep. Mack calls Joe a creep. Mack calls guys who break the law creeps. Mack calls Chip a creep and a shlub. Mack calls Wayne the shlub who got paid to let the brake fluid out of Sid's car. Nov 82. Karen calls herself an anachronism. Gary calls himself a millionaire. Abby calls money power. Abby calls Ciji an important investment. Chip calls Ciji a hot property. Karen calls Ciji sensational. Lilimae calls Ciji a vision. Lilimae calls Chip a crackerjack publicist. Lilimae calls Kenny destined for success. Ginger calls Kenny obsessed. Kenny calls Ginger jealous. Kenny calls Gary and Abby's house a regular Taj Mahal by the beach. Abby calls Richard's restaurant the Court of Versailles. Mack calls fishing contemplative, meditative and good for the soul. Karen calls camping a euphemism for something else. Joe calls Karen irrational, erratic, elated and depressed. Diana calls Mack arrogant, crude, bossy and a jerk. Mack calls Diana a jerk. Mack calls Chip a jerk. Chip calls Diana the perfect girl, a wet piece of lettuce and just a vehicle for him and Ciji. Ciji calls Diana Little Miss Teen Queen. Ciji calls Chip pretty sure of himself. Karen calls Mack pretty sure of himself and an arrogant conceited insensitive man. Karen calls Diana the world’s youngest bag lady. Mack calls Karen a rookie. Dec 82. Dr Rosen calls Diana anaemic. Diana calls Eric a turkey. Diana calls kissing her favourite form of relaxation. Karen calls No Coward Soul Is Mine her favourite poem. Dr Gilbert calls chronic dialysis a miracle of modern science. Laura calls Now, Voyager a three hankie movie. Laura calls her marriage to Richard the neighbourhood joke. Ciji calls Laura smart, beautiful and funny. Ciji calls herself a closet wife and mother. Abby calls Karen an overprotective mother. Abby and Gary call Ciji their musical investment. Chip calls Gary and Kenny stumbling blocks. Chip calls Jeff the undisputed chief mogul of the music business. Kenny calls Jeff the kind of guy who wants to take over. Abby calls Kenny paranoid. Olivia calls Abby and Gary volatile. Gary calls Ciji crazy. Chip calls himself crazy about Ciji. Ciji calls Chip cold. Val calls Chip cocky. Val calls Mack unpredictable. Karen calls Mack incomprehensible. Mack calls Pete an old codger and a bastard. Pete calls himself a feeble dying old man. Abby calls herself wicked, selfish and a suitable donor. Val calls Abby a hero. Jan 83. Mack calls Global Gossip a sleazy rag. Chip calls Global Gossip a scandal sheet. Ciji calls Global Gossip a sleazy scandal sheet. Mr Thornwell calls Global Gossip a cheap tabloid. Mr Thornwell calls Chip a promising young executive. Teddy calls Chip a young man very much on the rise. Lilimae calls Chip a young man with real integrity. Diana calls Chip a tease. Chip calls Diana a goose. Chip calls Ciji a big Gary Ewing fan. Gary calls himself Ciji's number one fan and an alcoholic. Gary calls alcoholism an illness. Kenny calls Gary a weak spoiled coward who never stands up for anyone or anything. Lilimae calls Gary a weak common deadbeat, a snake in the grass and a rat. Val calls Gary a greedy child grabbing for candy. Karen calls Gary the one love of Val's life. Mack calls Val a hick. Jeff calls Val special and significant. Kenny calls Jeff a big time producer. Jim Westmont calls Jeff one of the most honest men in the recording industry. Mack calls Jeff a wise guy. Diana calls Mack a great guy. Abby calls Gary a decent guy and a drunk. Abby calls Kenny a talented guy and a manipulator. Abby calls herself a pragmatist. Ciji calls herself pregnant and the next big whomever. Ginger calls herself a connoisseuress when it comes to caviar. Mack calls himself a one proposal kind of guy and an attorney who found out a long time ago that talking's fine but laws need teeth in them. Mack calls Karen a pretty strong minded woman. Ginger calls Ciji the most conniving woman she's ever met. Ciji calls Laura the only person she can turn to. Chip calls Lilimae and Val the only family he's ever known. Feb 83. Mack calls himself He Man, Mahatma Gandhi and the new kid on the block. Karen calls Mack Sid. Karen calls herself an expert on Picasso. Ciji calls herself a valuable piece of property. Abby calls Ciji a piece of meat. Chip calls Ciji a knucklehead, a nobody, ruthless and scheming. Laura calls Ciji twenty-six and a scapegoat. Gary calls Ciji good for a laugh and dead. Lilimae calls Gary bad medicine. Lilimae calls camomile tea balm for hurt minds. Lilimae calls Ciji a poor beautiful girl. The man on the radio calls Ciji a rising talent in the recording industry and the victim of an accidental drowning. Richard calls his restaurant Santa Ciji. Ciji's mother calls Ciji a tramp. Ciji calls Chip Tony. Diana calls Chip a whizz. Karen calls Chip a pretty good hustler. Chip calls Gary a drunk. Abby calls Gary a stupid drunk. Gary calls himself a sober member of Alcoholics Anonymous and a drunk. Lieutenant Morrison calls Gary a rummy. Mack calls Gary a guy who's obviously in a lot of pain. Susie calls Gary a mess. Chip calls Val a mess. Chip calls Dina Benson some rich old lady used to getting everything she wants. Kenny calls himself a jerk. Ginger calls Kenny obstinate and a jerk. Kenny calls Ginger a sensational lover and one hot singer. Karen calls Mitch Casey the best criminal lawyer there is. Mack calls Janet Baines a homicide cop. Mar 83. Mack calls Gary his own worst enemy. Morrison calls Gary a no good lousy husband. Kenny calls Gary a toad, a jackass and a hard nose. Janet calls Gary a guy who got arrested two weeks ago for being drunk, a guy who two years ago got involved in a case with gangsters that cost his boss his life and a drunk who left his wife for one lady then got involved with another lady who's now dead. Laura calls Richard a man who held his pregnant wife and son at gunpoint for seventeen hours and a murderer. Val calls Gary an innocent man and a part of her. Chip calls Val the sweetest, the kindest, the gentlest, the most innocent person he knows. Mack calls Val famous. Abby calls Val crazy. Lilimae calls Val half out of her mind. Lilimae calls Abby the guilty one. Karen calls Abby too smart to kill. Karen calls New York a terrific city and a great place for someone of Diana's spirit and talent. Karen calls Chip a jerk and a schlub. Chip calls Lilimae a butterfly. Lilimae calls herself a foolish woman, blinded by flattery and lies. Lilimae calls Ron Mackey a funny little man.