Who called who what and when

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    Oct 89. April calls Tommy dangerous. April calls Michelle a user. Michelle calls Cliff rich. Kendall calls Cliff cheap. Tommy calls Rose a cheap little trick, a cheap little opportunist and trash. McKay calls April a busy little opportunist who goes from man to man the way a bee goes from flower to flower. Cliff calls April a little overprotective but a good friend. McKay calls Rose an old friend. JR calls McKay a turncoat. JR calls himself a hell of a lot more man than any of those hand-kissing foreigners. April calls JR the only person to give her the time of day when she first got here. April calls herself and JR quits, socially and professionally. Michelle calls April hell on high heels, St April Queen of Goodness and Light and America’s number one den mother. Alex calls Cally the hottest new artist in America and a wonderful dichotomy of talented artist and naive simple girl-woman. The news guy calls Yellow Springs, Ohio the first community in America to devote more than half their budget to the support of environmental issues. Clayton calls Pride, Texas a bustling community when the oil was flowing but right now it doesn’t even rate a zip code. John Ross calls England the place where all those people got their heads chopped off. Christopher calls John Ross a real jerk. JR calls Cliff a jerk. April calls Cliff a man whose brains have moved south of his belt buckle. April calls McKay a cold cruel arrogant man. McKay calls Rose’s flapjacks the best he’s ever had in his life bar none. Tommy calls Rose’s flapjacks light as a feather. Mr Brenner calls Tommy capable of almost anything. Tracey calls Tommy dead and gone. Tracey calls McKay full of rage and vengeance. Tracey calls herself McKay’s last chance and he knows it. McKay calls James crazy. James calls JR a rough tough raw Texan. JR calls monogamy not exactly second nature to him. Marilee calls fidelity an overrated virtue. Marilee calls Cally young and sweet. Miss Ellie calls April a sweet and thoughtful girl. Miss Ellie calls Cally a fine young girl. Cally calls Sue Ellen and April sophisticated powerful rich women. Cally calls April and Marilee women who use their bodies to trick men. James calls Sly a very unusual woman. JR calls James a cocky little kid and twenty-one or twenty-two. Cally calls Alex thirty-five or so, sort of good-looking in an artistic kind of way, well-mannered and what you might call refined. April calls herself a hundred years old. JR calls Marilee a little too old to go running about without her clothes on. Bobby calls Ivy a little too old for Christopher. Bobby calls Christopher too young to even spell romantic, much less be it. Christopher calls Southfork humungous. Christopher calls Ivy kind of nice. Cally calls Vanessa real nice. James calls Sly’s walk really nice.
     
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    Nov 89. Cliff calls JR Mr Humanity himself. JR calls Marilee Dallas’s answer to Vampira. Sly calls her work for JR confidential. Sly calls James a rebel. Vanessa calls James desperate for a father. Michelle calls James the centre of attraction. JR calls Michelle stupid. JR calls himself and Cally a team for life. JR calls himself the first of the family to treat Ray like a real brother. JR calls Ray an illegitimate half-brother, Daddy’s big mistake and a bastard in every sense of the word. James calls himself some bastard love child. Cally calls Vanessa the mother of JR’s child. James calls Vanessa a great mother. James calls his life pretty boring. James calls the Ewing refinery pretty impressive. Miss Ellie calls the Ewing name very special to her. JR calls Jock the man who started Ewing Oil. Bobby calls Ewing Oil deep in the lurch. Harve calls Ewing Oil up the proverbial creek. Michelle calls Cliff better than Ewing Oil, better than all of them, a very important man and a missile pointed at JR’s head. Cliff calls himself a better oilman than JR and Bobby and their precious daddy all put together and deeply ashamed of ever having had any association with Ewing Oil. McKay calls Cliff a man who once was part of Ewing Oil until he could not stand the hypocrisy and the man who intends to be the standard bearer in this fight against evil and corruption in the oil industry. JR calls the oil industry a twenty-four-hour-a-day operation. JR calls the Faraway Hill a substandard piece of tin. Al the Pal calls the Faraway Hill Ewing Oil’s sad little ship. McKay calls the Faraway Hill a ship that could barely stay afloat. McKay calls JR and Bobby greedy profit-mongers. McKay calls Michelle sharp and hungry. James calls Michelle smart enough to know which side to back. Michelle calls McKay a smart man. Michelle calls herself a valuable asset. Michelle calls April such a bitch. Michelle calls JR Cliff’s reason for living. JR calls Cliff the charity case in the office next door, a double-crossing snake and dead meat around here. James calls Cliff dumber than he thought. Cliff calls Bobby way out of line. JR calls Cally way off base. James calls JR his father, a pretty directed guy and real tough under fire. JR calls James a man after his own heart and quite a boy. Clayton calls James quite a boy. James calls Marilee quite a character. Marilee calls James a darling young man and one of JR’s better-kept secrets. Lucy calls James one of JR’s indiscretions, a strange boy and a constant reminder of JR and Vanessa. Bobby calls JR a bad actor. Bobby calls himself and JR the bad guys. Bobby calls Jock JR’s obsession. Sarah calls Tom Mallory and Jock the two people most dear to her next to her family. Jock calls a cornered animal the most dangerous.
     
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    Dec 89. McKay calls the Faraway Hill a rust bucket. Cliff calls the Faraway Hill a floating disaster waiting to happen. Bouleris calls the Faraway Hill a piece of junk barely held together with baling wire and chewing gum. Bouleris calls himself a laughing stock, the perfect patsy and a scapegoat for Ewing Oil. Bobby calls Bouleris a drunk who couldn’t steer his way to the drain in a bathtub. JR calls Bouleris a drunken sot with a lousy record ten miles long. JR calls Alex’s sexual tastes a little bizarre to say the least. JR calls Alex an artistic fella. Lucy calls herself a patron of the arts. Rose calls herself free and easy but never no whore. Michelle calls herself the devil in the blue dress and JR’s spy in the house of Barnes. James calls himself JR’s beard. Diana calls JR the man she's been hearing so much about. JR calls having it off with Diana nothing to do with Cally, mutually enjoyable and strictly business. James calls JR having it off with Diana pretty lousy business. JR calls James self-righteous. JR calls Cliff’s committee a bunch of witch hunters and vigilantes. Bobby calls Cliff’s committee the very model of a bipartisan public-spirited honest inquiry. Bobby calls Kay a lobbyist in Washington and a special person. Bobby calls April a wonderful person and jealous woman. Alex calls Cally a beautiful sensitive passionate woman, so damn faithful he was nearly sick and too good for JR. Diana calls JR a good husband. James calls JR a great father but a lousy husband. JR calls himself the best husband in Texas. JR calls Charles on his way to becoming a big man in Texas. James calls Diana a big name in social circles and a real barracuda. Cliff calls Diana such a bleeding heart he can’t believe she’s not a haemophiliac. McKay calls Cliff hot stuff. JR calls Cliff a genius at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and idiot. Alex calls JR an idiot, a fool, evil, stupid and a real bastard, the worst kind. Cally calls JR a bastard. Lucy calls JR a liar. Cally calls her marriage a lie and a joke. JR calls Cally a honey of a bride, the gal he comes home to, the most precious woman in his life and a poor misguided little girl. Kay calls herself a working girl, still single, still ambitious and still too busy to take care of her emotional needs. Kay calls Bobby under siege and a catch and a half. Dave calls Kay the master of the five-minute hustle. April calls Kay a saint, an option that Bobby will never have again if he marries her and Miss Washington DC. McKay calls Rose Mrs Carter McKay, the only woman in the whole world that he trusts and the young lady who starred with Cliff in that film. Cliff calls Rose a pretty lady, a pretty name and some bimbo. Cliff calls JR a snake. JR calls Michelle a money hungry little bitch. Michelle calls JR the big bad wolf. Michelle calls James incredible. James calls Michelle insatiable, gorgeous and easy to please. April calls Bobby and Kay so easy with one another. Bobby calls himself April’s number one priority and an old-fashioned type of guy who likes to take his time. John Ross calls James a real neat guy. John Ross calls Christopher a little drip and a tagalong geeky creep. Christopher John Ross pond scum and toe jam mixed together
     
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    Jan 90. Cliff calls JR his evil twin. Stephanie calls Cliff the right age, religion and party. Mr Afferton calls Cliff the man of the hour. JR calls Clarence Melville Red Gardner’s top man, the best guy in Texas for water injection systems and a no-nothing adolescent. JR calls Jock the greatest oilman that ever lived. JR calls himself the luckiest man in the world. Michelle calls April the luckiest woman in the world. Rose calls McKay the luckiest man alive. Clayton calls JR as insensitive as any man he’s ever met, off his rocker and a damn fool. McKay calls Bobby a fool, finished and a desperate man. McKay calls Cliff very loyal and a moron. Cliff calls Rose McKay’s tramp wife. Cliff calls McKay an SOB. Michelle calls McKay a real class act. JR calls Michelle his last chance to pull a rabbit out of Barnes’s hat, a little witch and Little Miss Tight Skirt. JR calls James a globetrotting brat who’d skip out on his own flesh and blood the first time they put the wrong flavoured popsicle in the icebox. James calls lying a way of life here in Texas. JR calls lying a way of life all over the world. JR calls America a great country. Cliff calls himself a new soldier in the American trenches. Mary Lou calls Cliff a leader in the war to save the environment. Stephanie calls herself the woman who can take Cliff where he wants to go. Stefan calls himself part of a continuing drama. James calls himself not some hick from Podunk out to make a quick buck. Diana calls herself not a big fan of innuendo. Bobby calls himself a macho chauvinist pig. April calls Bobby a self-centred macho Texas jerk, a pigheaded idiot and the ex-greatest love of her life. April calls Michelle a jerk. Michelle calls all the men in this town professional manipulators except for one. Michelle calls Stefan the only man around here who doesn’t go through life hopping from bed to bed. Michelle calls Bobby the only decent catch in Dallas. Michelle calls her friendship with Cliff the only decent relationship she had in Dallas. James calls Dallas a combat zone full of people trying to stick it to one another. James calls Diana one crazy lady. Diana calls Cliff an ambitious man, a rising star and a disgruntled ex-partner in Ewing Oil. Miss Ellie calls Pride the birthplace of Ewing Oil. Harve calls himself the legal representative of Ewing Oil. McKay calls Ewing Oil as dead as Bouleris is. McKay calls Jock a legend. McKay calls the oil business a chess game. McKay calls April a woman who’s not ashamed to go behind Bobby’s back to save his company. Michelle calls April a figment of her imagination. Michelle calls Cliff her ticket to the big time. Cliff calls the tanker collision an act of misadventure.
     

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